to have told my sister in law to return to her wind tunnel?

[judyjudyjones]

She does have lips the size of Georgia and a look of permanent shock, but that is not really my beef with her. It was a low shot and, actually very unreasonable, but rather pleasant.

What did she do to deserve that comment?

Yabu, you horrible cruel women

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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eleven years of general unpleasantness, including at least four years of trying to split us up, and refusing to allow me and dc into any family meetings, Christmas, etc. We are still together but she has caused us no end of pain and I happened to come across her today and sort of gave rip. I know it was unreasonable. I suddenly channelled my annoyance.

Can't recommend this more highly. I sort of did a (I didn't sort of do i, I did it) 'look into my eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes'.... and then gave a speech that I now realise I have being composing for eleven years. Into my pillow. And it all popped out.

I may now be on a sort of, 'My name is Earl', (which I have not watched, but I think I get the gist), reversal mode. Mousy woman in the corner realises that she has a roar. I have a list.

Can't really say YANBU without a wider co text. I know the feeling though.

haha

What did she say?

I was unreasonable to mention her rather problematic plastic surgery but once I had uttered that phrase I lost eleven years of being Mrs Mousy. I have not taken drugs but I imagine that taking drugs would have this effect. She shook a rake at me. I felt like taking a picture of her. Shake a rake, Rose, Shake a rake.

I don't know what it means? Why does she live in a wind tunnel? I thought she might have had a facelift or have her hair in a too-tight ponytail, you know but the OP doesn't seem to mean that.

She threatened to 'call the police'.
I gave her my mobile.

She doesn't actually live in a wind tunnel, and I don't even know from whence I got that inspired expression. She lives in a massive house in the Cotswolds, and I was looking for dh. I did leave a note for him which did notice the wind tunnel.
(I found dh and we have just had a lovely Thai meal together. I ate tons of tofu. I am stuffed).
So is she.

(the note on the windscreen did mention the wind tunnel.

random

AF I think there was with the Tofu, no?

don't say 'random' you old cow, any fucker; I suspect that it was the like such as you that gave me the courage.

old cow ?

get back in your box !

Yeah...side order of magic mushrooms to go with this thread please.

JJJ, have a pint of water and a couple of paracetamol now

you will thank me for that advice tomorrow

old cow shake a rake I learnt all I now know from you. Shake a rake, shake a rake, shake a rake, shake a rake.

Is this a sort of "He weed in the airport" thread?

Are there any plumbers in Cotswolds?

I told you all it was random

Why do all the good threads start at bedtime?

Is your dh also thrilled at your unburdening?