to have told my sister in law to return to her wind tunnel?

[judyjudyjones]

She does have lips the size of Georgia and a look of permanent shock, but that is not really my beef with her. It was a low shot and, actually very unreasonable, but rather pleasant.

Ackcherly I have had botox, use lip plumping stuff and saw my SIL at the weekend...

Teresa, is that you?

Anyfucker if everyone who had every insulted you were raked off Mumsnet, then Mumsnet Membership would be you, Mnet HQ and a troll called Dave

then this place would be miiiiiiine all mine

< cackle >

Eh, how did I get a mention? And blog?

jjj needs a shit-ton of water and some sleeps, I think. And all that rake shaking must be very good for the biceps. Not exactly aerodynamic things, rakes.

Nooooo, I would still be here Honeydragon, I have never shaken any garden implements at AF. She is on my MN Crush list. In fact, IIRC, a troll once accused me of crawling up her arse .

you is famous innit sarah

(Lordrats, I don't mind leaving clues as to the village on the Wold)

blog

S'not OUR Sarah. Not enough swears.

I thought Sarah Stratton was the naked tennis player in a JC novel. Non?

JJJ I would just like to clarify something with you

this is a light hearted thread, yes ?

we aren't taking it seriously, yes ?

you are taking my comments in the way they were meant ie. a bit daft, a bit silly, a bit in-keeping-with-the-tone-of-the-thread ?

cheers, just so I know

I am indeed thousand, with RCB no less and its not a novel its real .

AF, all light-hearted, yet true.
We make our own fun in Gloucestershire.

what have you been doing for the last 24 hours JJJ

had to go to work today; had yesterday off.

ah, that real life is a bastard, isn't it ?

need annual leave to deal with a rake shaker. And a tin of pineapple.
But I have a lot of leave owing.

gawd help us all then

Please desist, af. I have 13 days left I want to spend it ski-ing.

Why do I have this vision of JJJ skiing with rakes instead of ski poles?

I am agog at all the rake shaking. And what did SIL say to cause the worm to turn? What was the tipping point?

Also - . Never fails to make me laugh.

A therapist over the telephone?

That sounds a brilliant career, I must try it

And OP you are drunk

But as someone once said, in the morning I shall be sober...and you SIL will still have a face like a slapped rake