Trying hard not to laugh

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It?s been three years since I started my work. But do most on here really work? Unless you count dwelling. Yet here I am laughing. But your not laughing, I am not you. So heres the deal.

I get to complain. And you get to listen. Whenever I go out for drive I think what goes around comes around. But enough is enough. I am tired of always asking WHY and not WHO. Who is a better question surely? Who is you.
Last time I make my message. You all could do with listening to my voice.

BluddyMoFo Mon 07-Nov-11 17:04:03

If a bear shits in the woods does the pope hear it fall?

• Having that one. Beats my usual "is the bear Catholic?" hands-down.

Woah, it's cheesy clouds maaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

What???????

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Are you ok? You sound a bit confused and disjointed. Is something bothering you ? Is there anyone you can talk to in real life who would understand?

I am seriously worried that you need help

Are ye pissed?

The voices are coming nearer, who has got my haairrry toe....

Sometimes, you need to hear the stream in order to collect the steam and turn it back into water. THAT is the Palladiums, people. Or are you... persons???

I blame the mother-in-law.

Are you Nancy Dell'olio?

YOU'RE not your, OP

HTH

I congratulate you on your anal creation.

Get a Trofast.

Think this topic has been done before, OP. Try doing a search before you post?

is gabby back?

No I get to complain and YOU get to listen. Silly billy, you got it backwards.

But are they on benefits?

It sounds very much as though it's been put through a dodgy online translator.

Bongo, you are supposed to be hiding, not seeking?!

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Psammead - you are such a sweetheart, you always try to see the best in people.

However - I think you can be too kind at time, sometimes a weird one is just a weird one

Genuinely gutted I have to go out now and miss the denouement. Do let us know how you get on, OP.

I just went to Babelfish and translated the OP in to Chinese and then back to English to see if it made better sense. It didn't.

" It? Is s three years, because I started my work. But most works truly in here? Only if you count the housing. Here I smile. But you do not smile, I am not you. Therefore heres finalized a deal. I obtain the complaint. And you obtain listen. Whenever I to actuate me to think that anything takes a walk in all directions. But enough is enough. Why am I to always held responsible tiredly, but is not the World Health Organization. Who definitely is a better question? Who is you. Previous I make my news. You possibly do completely with listen to my sound. "

brilliant RIZZO !!!

"Therefore heres finalized a deal. I obtain the complaint. And you obtain listen. You possibly do completely with listen to my sound"

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