AIBU to think the quiches here are shite and my tits are fabulous

[CreamolaFoamless]

my tits being fabulous is an aside .....they just look brillant today.

Anyway quiches ...

the nobodies.... Shite

the woelfs bitchy

shiney's group

I have absolutely no idea why i'm posting this but I did want to say your quiches are shite

Guten Morgan Pan - wie geht's? Ich habe fast alles meine Deutsche vergessen, aber es ist viel spass ein try zu haben!

Mouseface - mulled cider sounds absolutely delish - please may I have the recipipe?

What about that quiche for individualists, loners, mavericks and people who depise being pigeonholed or categorised?

I think she might get a bit lonely sometimes. Just posts threads saying "Fuck off" occasionally and never gets any replies.

Oh ok Shiney. All the more mulled cider for us then. While you're here, Happy Mole wanted to ask you if the Derailers can borrow TWC.

Should also say, in the interests of full disclosure, that my tits are cra - like the birds, they have headed south, though unlike the birds, they won't be back in the Spring! They were bob useless at breastfeeding too - I make skim whilst others make gold-top. Poor ds2 used to feed constantly, and was still admitted to hospital as failure to thrive, and neither he nor ds3 (who I mixed fed) put on weight unless they had formula. Bad, bad norks!

Maybe an individual quiche for one?

SDTG - es geht mir gut, danke! Et toi? [sneaky]

T&T - We have just such a section. Es ist namen "Dadsnet"

Sehr gut - merci!

Ist MNHQ ein quiche?

Oh I see, Pan

Maybe it's because all the dads are out tinkering with bikes, mowing the lawn and sanding down architrave whilst gripping a pipe firmly between their manly teeth?

disclaimer: I read a lot of Peter and Jane books

If all the men on mumsnet started a quiche - i would join it, even if i am a lady

So that's where I'm going wrong! I always tinker with the architrave, grip the mower in my teeth, sand down the bikes and mow the pipes. Scheisse!

What kind of a dad do you call yourself?

Next thing you're going to tell me is that you're not wearing a fairisle tank top and flannel slacks!

Talc - I first saw Pan on one of the cyclist threads, so I picture him in skintight lycra, all muscular and toned with a pert, peachy bum like the Tour De France cyclists!

Calm yourself, lady, und sprechen auf dem Quiches, bitte!!

Ooooh - I love it when you are all macho!

Nooo, she will miss the point and be delighted at the attention.
You are all bjitches though, that bit's true.

now look here

Whoops, this ain't our lair.

Nice to see you all. Where are the nibbles? I'm starving?

My first home - nobdies
My erstwhile Friday night special - Val's
My latest being a Peri but soon shall be turning into a chap apparently these bad boys are staying though and might get excluded from that on medical grounds