AIBU to think the quiches here are shite and my tits are fabulous

[CreamolaFoamless]

my tits being fabulous is an aside .....they just look brillant today.

Anyway quiches ...

the nobodies.... Shite

the woelfs bitchy

shiney's group

I have absolutely no idea why i'm posting this but I did want to say your quiches are shite

That's not very nice. Bad Creamola. Go stand in the corner until you can play nicely.

I have never thought it a good idea. It so often ends that way.

Start your own fabulous tits quiche.

Are you jealous there is no quiche dedicated to your (apparently) fabulous tits?

And the Peris? (Perimenopauses') Are we shit?

- this could be the new "fabulous tits emicon"

There is a quiche for peris!

lol ...am i allowed to say lol? I not totally up on the rules yet

I know you cant send xxx or say 'come here I'll give you hug'

whilst I'm on on my 'losing friends and not influencing people' thing

why all the DDDDD's DH, DP, DS, DD is it so hard to type son or daughter into a box

.....no is a complete sentence .., seriously wtf , no its not it's one word .

So is yes a complete sentence, or cheese , or flush

I always thought those who obsess about the quiches are probably just a bit jealous. It's like being annoyed about groups of mums chatting in coffee shops, or groups of lads who know each other from school being friends or any friendship group.

Just really, really odd to be bothered unless you are lonely and envious in which case can I suggest maybe being friendly and starting your own?

Creamola I'm sure they are very nice. The quiches and

Well..not an official Peri quiche....but I want one
I post on every Peri thread,so does Mardy...and silver...so hey,it's a frigging quiche.

Umm, think you've been off admiring your tits for too long, Shiney hasn't posted on that particular quiche's thread in ages.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Gabby?

I don't care.

Tell me something interesting.

Can I suggest getting your mum to ask the ringleader's mum if you can join in?

My tits do look hugely impressive today if i say so myself

YANBU.

I have tried a couple of times with the nobdie/woelf threads but don't really get the joke/get bored.

End up leaving after reading a few posts [of the same old stuff, lots of random 'j's in words and 'lands in a heap, dusts self off, offers round G & Ts' ad infinitum]

Too surreal for me.

I am obviously too dull minded

Are there any circumstances in which it is acceptable to offer hugs or xx.
Someone on here was very sad the other day and I had to fight the urge to send a hug in case I was barred :o

mooooooooo SrileyKnot did you just insuate i am a cow?

I'd like to out myself as the proud owner of if we are quiche recruiting here.

'No' is a complete sentence - you don't need to add Fuck Off You Twat no matter how appropriate it would be.

Hugs aren't un-mn. That's just silly posturing.

I keep trying to join quiches but goddam it I can't keep up.