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AIBU?

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AIBU to think the quiches here are shite and my tits are fabulous

863 replies

CreamolaFoamless · 04/11/2011 16:07

my tits being fabulous is an aside .....they just look brillant today.

Anyway quiches ...

the nobodies.... Shite

the woelfs bitchy

shiney's group

I have absolutely no idea why i'm posting this but I did want to say your quiches are shite

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oldsilver · 05/11/2011 21:08

You are absolutely right knid alphabetised is good Smile

Yep, but that's only cause you got one big one and one little one MrsY Grin

MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:08
MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:16

It's ok olds, the nipple hairs pad the little one out a bit.

oldsilver · 05/11/2011 21:20

Phew MrsY [relieved]

MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:23

I've got it covered - literally, not like the rest of you harlots.

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MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:27

Do you think every quiche has a 'list' person?

MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:27

I'm guessing I'm like the cheer-leader Nobide.

MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:35
MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:35

Nobdie. Nobdie. Nobide? FFS.

MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:35
MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:40
MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:40
SjuperWolef · 05/11/2011 21:41

you should ? those breast pad name badges yam they could be the first money spinner for Creamy?s Quiche Convention Grin funnily enough, nobide is exactly how nobody is pronounced where i live, ver amusing for me to read

MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:43

Obviously it was a deliberate mistake Sj. Wink We could ? the breast pad name badges, but we'd also have to market the 'write under breast milk' pens. Do you think it's a go-er?

EricNorthmansMistress · 05/11/2011 21:46

Creamy?s Quiche Convention - Roll call
Derailers? Present
GinschranketcMDNAers Present
Homemade Christmas People Present
Nobdies Present
Peris Present
Pusporners Present
Quiche crumbs Present
Radishers Present
Snoggers Present
Threadkillers Present
TwiSlutsAnon Present
Val's Shed Present
Wolefs Present

If you please.

MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:48

That's a lot of Biscuit Biscuit s.

SjuperWolef · 05/11/2011 21:49

fo'sho Grin we'll be in the money by xmas with these ideas Wink

MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:50

And they said I'd come to nothing!

MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:50
TheVermiciousKnid · 05/11/2011 21:53

Creamy?s Quiche Convention - Roll call
Derailers?Present
GinschranketcMDNAers Present
Homemade Christmas People Present
Nobdies Present
Peris Present
Pusporners Present
Quiche crumbs Present
Radishers Present
Snoggers Present
Steering quiche Missing in inaction
Threadkillers Present
TwiSlutsAnon Present
Val's Shed Present
Wolefs Present

Is that it? So, what do we actually do at Creamy's Quiche Convention?

MrsYamada · 05/11/2011 21:56

Eat quiche, drink booze, flash Biscuit Biscuit, talk shite and perform amazing acrobatic feats. What more do you want????

EricNorthmansMistress · 05/11/2011 21:57

Pah, I haven't got brain space to be in two quiches, I just wanted to be on the list Grin

oldsilver · 05/11/2011 21:58

Try really really hard to stop MrsY from either flashing her boob or her gusset would be a start, don't let her get hold of any ping pong balls either ... you just don't want to know what she does with them.