AIBU to think the quiches here are shite and my tits are fabulous

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my tits being fabulous is an aside .....they just look brillant today.

Anyway quiches ...

the nobodies.... Shite

the woelfs bitchy

shiney's group

I have absolutely no idea why i'm posting this but I did want to say your quiches are shite

4= who cares in codspeak. Before your time maybe?

Now look here...I look frigging absolutely fabulous for a nanna...sodding brilliant.
Whats a people's friend?

Tis elderly porn Crazynanna. Steer clear.

You know, the weekly mag you get with the nice knitting pattern in it. The one where you made THAT cardi that everyone at the Bingo said made you look like Judith Chalmers? That one? Oh, sorry, is it the, erm, dementia again?

cool so realtyisadistantmemory thinks I'm already a tit

She has an honrey welcome to my flan

@KatieScarlett thats what my sister says ...she has ickle little tiny boobs and I have the melons

Somedays I would swap them just to be able to wear tops with spagetti straps

Where's Quote of the Week? Never heard of it!

It used to be at the side, in the Good Auld Days. It's on the main MN site now I think.

I think your tits are fantastic!

In fact I bet you are looking pretty fantastic all over right now.

Evening all.

S'up with quiche all of a sudden. I'm rather partial myself

Can I ask what the bloody hell the Lockely Oakenshield Academy of Hairdressing at the University of Milton North threads are about on Sleb Twaddle.

I assume they are a quiche but they may as well be written in Sanskrit for all I understand of them. What is with all the strange titles? And what the bleeding hell are the threads doing in Sleb Twaddle?

Anyone who can solve this mystery for me will get a mini bottle of Jack Daniels and some Lidl Jaffa Cakes.

I just want to say the Nobdies are fab and I'm not one. Cos I can't keep up. And I'm typing at the speed of an asthmatic hamster on this fucking phone.
They aren't shite at all they are lovely.

Ooh I'm partial to a bit of quiche myself

Can I have some please?

I'm great thanks Beer

Loving the shed......love what you've done with the place.

Selective Memory Syndrome is in full swing here my love.

Oh, wait, do I need to do one of these - 'LOL'

No idea, oh, wait for it......'soz'

I'm a part time derailer. I love all the quiches, i just can't keep up with them

I prefer big Jaffa cakes to lidl ones

Arf Dame!!

Are you allergic to Ben and Jerry's Ice cream BeerTricks?

Nope all good