AIBU to think the quiches here are shite and my tits are fabulous

[CreamolaFoamless]

my tits being fabulous is an aside .....they just look brillant today.

Anyway quiches ...

the nobodies.... Shite

the woelfs bitchy

shiney's group

I have absolutely no idea why i'm posting this but I did want to say your quiches are shite

Gransnet needs YOU Mardy

Someone On The Internet is concerned that I don't get out more.

I am touched to my Rather Spectacular Tits.

tit weighing is a specialised thing you cant just plonk your tit in a kitchen weighing scale thing ..

seriously you can't , I tried it and broke my measuring scales

I did look at Gransnet once (there was a particular reason, can't remember why now). I don't do dusky pink. And they don't swear. And they're not allowed to namechange. And they have lots of DIL threads where they are advised that we all have different ways now and it's best not to interfere.

4

eh?

No, 42

expand please Creamola

7

11

3

90

Ok Mardy,tits cards on the table,I did join when it first began,but the no swearing put me right orf,and they were way older than I,so I never went back. Also,I think they all wear ...hairnets

Ha Ha! So you're a member!

But have you appeared in Talk roundup, Mardy?

Yes - I've once made the Roundup. not that I'm obsessed with my MN "achievements" or anything

Oh and I've had a couple of good flamings on AIBU.
My work is done now.

I was in talk roundup....

Not on Gransnet, tho

You need a quote of the week Mardy. You get badges for that .
Have you been outed as a troll yet?

well you know how much your children weighed yeah

so if holding your boobs feels heavier thatn a new born

1. you have big tits

Mine keep growing ...seriously i'm 42 and every year they get big bigger

I cant get in to my 39 year old bras now (bra's i had when i was 39 not bras ive had for 39 years)

One day I think i might just become one giant tit

One day..........

See what you get for being honest? Bloody laughed at,that's what.

I am 42 and have the tits of a new born hamster

I'm thinking you got MY share.

I want them back.

So I should should walk up to new mothers in Asda Waitrose and ask if i can hold their baby while holding one of my tits?

I'll get right on that