to loathe the word "manshape"

[OhdearNigel]

It makes my teeth bleed.

Also you'd think having a manly shape would be a compliment really?

Imagine it Lizzy, if male ducks have corkscrew shaped cocks, what must the girl ducks fanjo be like? do they sort of screw together like a nut and bolt?

I'd love in a totally morbidly fascinated way to see that in action.

Duck penises are corkscrew shaped

Fuck off you lie! How do they have duck sex?

Do you really want to know FKW?

Wow Sephrenia, they must.

Is it that you have to find the opposite sex duck to fit your sex organ??? Wow.

Oh, what if you never did?

Oh god. i was eating my tea

I am on here all the bloody time and hardly ever see it. I see threads about hating manshape more than I ever see manshape.
It seems an odd thing for people to get all arsey about.
Especially when people are posting things like baby dancing or writing about zit squeezing or using odd psychobabble about anyone who disagrees with them.

I thought it was foxes that had corkscrew shaped peni? That's why all that screaming from the female fox. Did I make that up.

I'd look it up but i've got no eyes thanks to lizzie.

I just read that link that Empress posted Lizzy and apparently those male ducks? They take what they want even when the female isn't really all that willing

AFKW I agree with you on the

See, see ! Odd duck penii and no one bats an eyelid.
Someone uses 'man shape' and we get a thread every two weeks.

Empress I couldn't watch that as small eyes are near and I didn't know what I was going to be watching. I'll save it for later. Exciting night for me.

My DP doesn't like being called DP because, to him, it stands for Double Penetration

If I could find an acceptable alternative, Manshape having already been taken, I would happily use it or he could bloody well hurry up and propose

You really should see a dentist though OP. Itchy teeth is one thing. Bleeding is just dangerous and tastes nasty.

"I love the bones of him [or her]" is a very common expression in Ireland. I like it too, but it wasn't coined by anyone on here.

I really dislike "manshape", and that wasn't coined by anyone on here either.

But that's why the ducks have such complicated vaginas, as a defence. They make it harder for the drakes & even if the drakes make it in, the ducks decide whether to accept their semen.

It's harder for zombie drakes because their cocks are already falling apart.

The man ducks are bastards really.

http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises_p2?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommendedThis should clear things up

Go to number 1 as long as you are not easily offended

Now that was a mental image I wasn't prepared for after having spaghetti bolognese for dinner Empress

All I can think of now is rotting duck cocks and that's just plain out weird

DH is laughing his ass off at the idea.

FAIL

should clear things up

The Argonaut's Detachable Penis[hshock]

It does make you wonder how ducks have actually survived as a species. Imagine the sex toys that would be out there if women had vaginas like that.

Blimey, I am going to extra vigilant when feeding the ducks now

Good that the female ducks have some power though.

Funny that on that duck sex link most of the comments had been deleted due to inappropriate content

@ Swiss Army Dongs

It is the cringiest MN word by a long way although ickle comes close

It makes you wonder whether people who say "fuck a duck" actually know what they're taking on....

Lady ducks have scary vaginas.

Fact.