I'm still a bit 
Walking back today ds1(18) and I saw this big pile of boxes, an ironing board and an office chair on the grass verge thing and were tutting about people leaving rubbish.
When we got closer a man was lying down inside the 'fort' obviously a homeless guy. Twas unusal as it's a well used path & I've never seen anything like it before there...however this is where it gets odd.
After walking on slightly, I said to ds 'do you mind if we give that guy your galaxy bar' he said 'no, should we give him a few quid as well'
So up we trot and offer the chocolate and the money (£5.50 not much but the coins we had) and he said 'no thank you, but if you want to help could you get me some seaweed'
Me: 'Do you not want the chocolate or the money? I have no idea where to get seaweed?
Him 'You can get it at a chinese supermarket, and could you use the money your offering to get me a bag of fishheads too'
Me: 'I don't think there's a chinese supermarket around here but we are walking along to Asda now, can I pick you up anything from there, I don't think they do seaweed or fishheads though'
Him: 'Some lambs kidneys, have to be lambs though'
Me: (nervous laugh) 'Are you some sort of wizard performing a satanic ritual'
Him: (hearty laugh) 'You know your stuff'
Me and DS1 made our excuses and left but now I'm a bit spooked, it was such a weird conversation. What if he he a wizard??
I even looked in Asda for seaweed, fishheads and kidneys because I'm worried if I don't get them to him he might have magical powers and do something spooky
