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to be in a major huff with DH? (Boil related)

62 replies

ElectricSoftParade · 09/10/2011 12:20

My 'D'H has a beauty on the back of his neck. I have explained how happy it would make me to squeeze gently tend it and how much better he would feel. I am desperate to use the milk bottle technique.

He will not let me touch it. AIBU to be in a huff?

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clairefromsteps · 09/10/2011 12:29

YANBU. My DH won't let me squeeze his spots either. He thinks it's weird. I think it's weird that he is happy for them to just sit there, festering away spoiling my view

ElectricSoftParade · 09/10/2011 12:32

I cannot take my eyes off it. It even has a head and is just crying out for me to sort it.

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TopazMortmain · 09/10/2011 12:32

He is being deeply U

agedknees · 09/10/2011 12:33

Just wait for him to go asleep then attack it.

YANBU.

Wurg · 09/10/2011 12:35

I am only allowed to touch DH's blackheads if I am ill or very grumpy. It's his last line of offering comfort when all else has failed.

squeakytoy · 09/10/2011 12:35

tell me more about the milk bottle technique Grin

my husband gets scared when i advance on him with kitchen roll and a needle....

valiumredhead · 09/10/2011 12:38

YANBU!!!!!!!!!!!!

HecateGoddessOfTheNight · 09/10/2011 12:40

Tell him that if he doesn't allow it to be treated, it will become horribly infected and inflamed and will leave him scarred.

and you don't wish to alarm him, but you have heard that it can lead to erectile disfunction...

Grin
DontGoCurly · 09/10/2011 12:53

YANBU Your husbands boils are your official property! It says so in the Boil Rules. Sedate him and sellotape him to a kitchen chair and heat up that bottle!!! And then post pics!

ElectricSoftParade · 09/10/2011 13:18

Well, sulking has not helped. I may try to cry "prettily" and see if that does the trick. Oh it is a beauty!

Squeaky you heat up the top of the milk bottle, apply it to the area and, apparently, the boil pops and all the lovely, lovely, lovely pus comes out. I have not tried it but really, really want too.

Hecate I will keep the erectile disfunction in reserve in case my teats don't work Grin

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ElectricSoftParade · 09/10/2011 13:18

I meant my tears not teats!! Blush

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HecateGoddessOfTheNight · 09/10/2011 13:25

your teats might work though...

PigletJohn · 09/10/2011 13:30

get a jar of magnesium sulphate paste to put on it.

what day is he going to the doctor's?

PomBearAtTheGatesOfDawn · 09/10/2011 13:42

We need pictures!
Would it help if we all took turns to phone or text him with suitable words of encouragement scary stalkerish offers to come round and sort it out for him ?

confusedpixie · 09/10/2011 13:47

Get it filmed when you manage to convince him. I find that my DP is much more likely to let me go at his spots after sex Grin

PigletJohn · 09/10/2011 13:49

you're all revolting

Mia4 · 09/10/2011 13:49

Lol, you sadist you! I'm the same, you aren't unreasonable to want that, I certainly would to and would want someone to squeeze for me. But the pain aspect may put him off a lot, not to mention some say it's better NOT to squeeze so it's a personal preference. His body, his choice.

GreenMonkies · 09/10/2011 13:50

That's deeply unreasonable of him, you'd be doing him a favour and he'd be making you happy, it's a win~win scenario.

And yes, film it, and upload it to youtube......

herbietea · 09/10/2011 13:53

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ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 09/10/2011 13:54

Ello ladies Wink

Yanbu, I feel your pain op. Surely this is grounds for divorce due to mental cruelty ?

incognitopenguingirl · 09/10/2011 13:58

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stepawayfromtheecclescakes · 09/10/2011 14:02

leave the bastard Grin

ElectricSoftParade · 09/10/2011 17:19

Am a bit sad as he went in the bath and it popped (without any help from me).

So to cheer myself up I showed him this thread and his comment was "Was a bunch of weirdos and you, ESP, are the most weird of all".

How could I have married this man? Grin

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PomBearAtTheGatesOfDawn · 09/10/2011 17:49

You don't have a camera hidden in your bathroom? We missed it? :( Bah Humbug!
He is selfish Electric! leave him Grin

notabankersmum · 09/10/2011 17:52

This thead has made me feel sick.

Why did I keep reading?

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