MN ENEMIES - It's All Of You Now

[Hullygully]

Right you fuckers, who got my thread deleted and how?

Pm now or... or I'll be really miffed.

In Sex Lives of the Great Dictators there is a chapter called Hitler is Having a Ball.

Wouldn't that be good?

I think you've spotted a niche there, Paggy

I like a nice outbuilding. They seem like the places where stuff too illicit for the main house goes on. People pretend it is just lawnmowers but I suspect darker things

I love there idea of being a top ten. You know, since Turkmenbashi died and now that Gaddafi's no longer around, there's a lack of flair in these dictators. Mugabe's just, meh. He did flirt with some interesting facial hair a couple of years back, but that's about it. No random outfits, no gold fountains, just no pizzazz. Kim Jong Il has the weird hair, but. I don't know, it just feels so dull.

Dictators just aren't what they used to be.

pag are you my mum? she seems to be slowly turning her back garden into a shed retailers showroom

Oh that's an idea!
One shed is just not a commitment to shedding.

I thought you were making Sex Lives of Famous Gays up, Hully. There is also Sex Lives of Famous Lesbians. Too much if I buy it for Christmas for a recently come out friend?

and she seems to be moving into them rater than live in the house you could say she was trying to get some 'personal space' but she lives on her own!

It wasn't me.

You are going to love this book then Abs - real retro dictator stuff - Marcos, Tito, Franco.

ShhhhhhhH!

We need to keep this to ourselves, otherwise Next and Argos will be awash with retro dictator chic. It will become the new twigs and pebbley shit.

Be warned.

Forget grey linen from sofa.com. One of <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=gaddafi+settee&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=V_wwOXCP4FX2HM:&imgrefurl=www.theblaze.com/stories/inside-gaddafi-compound-gay-porn-spinning-teacups-golden-mermaid-sofa-condoleezza-rice/&docid=uEvWGT9bKTB5OM&w=620&h=349&ei=xMiNTvrxCorcsgbd5vj3Dw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=380&page=1&tbnh=100&tbnw=177&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:0&tx=61&ty=35" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">these babies is what you need.

I'm getting me one of those puppies

Tis tres class. Reminds me of in India we went past some workshops making the most outlandish furniture - huge throne like chairs covered in glass tiles, all sorts of stuff.

RetDict (that's Retro Dictator) is totally going to be the new PebblyTwigsnShit

In another shot taken of that sofa there was an incongruous bright pink travel cot standing next to it. In fact incongruous placement of furniture is a key component of Retdict.

Q: what is the definition of countryside

A: pushing ladyofthemanor off a cliff

I emailed mnhq when all the mitmoo stuff was deleted ansd asked what had gone on.

They replied 'the secret service does not comment on procedure'

i lurve mnhq.

That sofa.
That could be me if it was a coffee and an English muffin instead of a semi automatic and a v sign.
I suit low key and classic

TSSDNCOP :o

I'm sure you could cobble something together using papier mache and spray paint to create your own Turkmenbashi statue for the front lawn.

ooooohhhh I got a TSSDNCOP Tweet from MN. I was quite excited (and replied with some lame FOI "joke").