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Original poster

To think my fat neighbour has been stealing from me?

51 replies

CheesyWotzits · 05/10/2011 16:09

My milk has been going mising from the doorstep and apples have been going missing from our trees.

Our neighbour is very fat and I have often caught her peering over the fence. With halloween coming up our pumpkins will soon be ready, I'm worried she'll steal them too... Aibu to confront her?

OP posts:
DooinMeCleanin · 05/10/2011 16:09

Fail.

TLD2 · 05/10/2011 16:10

If she's "fat", surely she couldn't get over the fence?

Weird post, if fat is the cause of suspicion.

Monty27 · 05/10/2011 16:10

Fail

stepawayfromtheecclescakes · 05/10/2011 16:10

big fail

ColdSancerre · 05/10/2011 16:11

Apples make you OBESE not just fat. Get it right. Suggest you repost the thread appropriately.

fourkids · 05/10/2011 16:11

what colour tops does your milk have?

happymole · 05/10/2011 16:12

Big fat fail

FetchezLaVache · 05/10/2011 16:12

Nice try, no frothing beserker.

TheProvincialLady · 05/10/2011 16:12

I read it as you caught her peeing over your fence. Now THAT would have been worth posting about.

SnakeOnCrack · 05/10/2011 16:12

yeah, that was me sorry

biddysmama · 05/10/2011 16:14

fat people and their milk and apple addictions Hmm

celebmum · 05/10/2011 16:16

I don't get it?!Confused

StrandedBear · 05/10/2011 16:18

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Original poster
CheesyWotzits · 05/10/2011 16:19

They are big apples & full fat milk. She may be large but boy is she quick.

OP posts:
DooinMeCleanin · 05/10/2011 16:19

Op - you're doing it all wrong. this is the bit where you meant to come back and either a) start posting random and hillarious but nonsensical musings or b) get all offended and start drip feeding us more twaddle to support your theory.

You're not meant to disappear, where's the fun in that?

DooinMeCleanin · 05/10/2011 16:20

Ooh x posted. There you are, that's better.

TheVermiciousKnid · 05/10/2011 16:21

Too right! Those nasty fat people, we all know that they eat all the time. It's only logically that they would steal from their neighbours if they can't get their fat little fingers on any food in their own homes. Angry

Right, I'm off to raid my neighbour's fridge.

JustinBoobie · 05/10/2011 16:22
Grin
fourkids · 05/10/2011 16:22

just full fat?

if you change to gold top Jersey milk quickly she get too big to vault the fence by Halloween...

Original poster
CheesyWotzits · 05/10/2011 16:23

Her fingers are not what I would call little... Have also found some footprints around the kitchen window.

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HullEnzia · 05/10/2011 16:23

If she's fat then it's obviously her. Leave a chocolate bar on the grass and watch from the window as she scales your fence to grab it.

ScarahStratton · 05/10/2011 16:24
Hmm

Poor fat neighbour. YABU to only get milk from the milkman. She needs a bit of variety or her diet will plateau.

whomovedmychocolate · 05/10/2011 16:24

I am your neighbour and never mind the apples, have you not noticed your cat is missing om nom nom Grin

HullEnzia · 05/10/2011 16:25

I reckon she's a cat. Only a cat could be fat and quick at the same time - and that would explain the milk.

DooinMeCleanin · 05/10/2011 16:25

You set up an elaborate trap a la mousetrap using a choclate cake for bait.

I used to have mousetrap. My sister deliberately lost all the parts because she wasn't allowed one too Angry