to fancy Spencer from 'Made in Chelsea'?

[thefudgeling]

He does strange things to me. Tell me I'm not alone!

Next series look forward to Francis mentioning his band of mumsnet fans. I think it would appeal to him, bless. I hope his diamond mining shenanigans are of the ethical variety.

It's probably best we don't look too closely into Francis' diamond dealings. I feel "ethical diamond mining" is an oxymoron.

Yup.

I like Francis. He always looks mildly bewildered.

I can't stand Mark-Francis. He looks like a toothy spider waiting to pounce. I dislike Amber even more, she looks like someone thwacked her in the face with a frying pan, then stuck 2 currants on it. Axis of Evil indeedy.

And as for popeyed Rosie. She is bonkers. Almost as bonkers as Gabriella.

Love Ollie though, he's so hilariously shallow.

Do you not think Hugos bit on the side is that Victoria, the swimwear designer who was in the first two episodes of series 2?
Looks a bit like Skeletor, asked Hugo to help her select models?
(note to self, must get a life)

Ah yes, Exquisite Cake. Could be. Hmmmm.

I'd like there to be a surreal dream sequence featuring Ollie, all of Ollie's lookalikes, Fredrick, some jelly and a LARGE pair of scissors.

I'd like to see Caggie and Proudlock go to a newly reunited Bros concert. With her steadfast loyalty to stonewash denim and his questionable earring, they'd fit right in.

arhhhhh yes, Exquisite Cake, it must be her that Hugo has been clanking bones with. Literally. Like shagging skeletons.

I wonder why Gabby has such pronounced jowls at her age?

No not keen on Mark-Francis. He is totally unattractive and unfanciable in any way, a bit like Exquisite Cake.

Loved seeing Hugo get a cocktail in the face. Totally deserved imvho.

Not keen on Louise of Spencer and Louise, she seems really wispy and passive. Just sitting there letting Spencer use her .

Chloe has a little goofy, pug like face. I feel that Ollie is punching well below his weight when it comes to choosing girlfriends as Gabby is no oil painting either.

I love Cheska and Binky as well and Caggie and Millie. Of the boys I like Spencer and Hugo and their little crew. The rest I quite often fast forward through their scenes as they can be a bit tedious. Freddie is lovely though and not in it nearly enough.

YY Cheska, Binky, Caggie and Millie I love too. I can't stand Spencer though, he needs Amber's frying pan in his smug face. I'm quite liking Proudlock, although it's early days, Ollie and Francis I love too. Hugo I am going off rapidly.

Ohh yes queenkong - Proudlock's earring. AWFUL. And why does Caggie dress like a demin sack? I can't believe she's got a bad figure.

PS Hugo tweeted that the cocktail was a real martini and stung like hell.
(I don't follow him, my DH does. I can't work out of that's cute or worrying.)

I thought Hugo seemed like quite a nice guy in series 1. He's now just a mini-Spencer!

I liked Caggie's dress with the sparkly shoulders in the casino. It was like she's the goodie in white and Louise is the baddie all in black lace.

Spencer is such a twat. It's like Caggie is meant to redeem him or something but she isn't an angel herself - she's shagged at least half the men in the cast I think.

Caggie's hair looks nice when swept back I think. Louise's dark lipstick - WTF?

LOLs re the MF comments (white cat n'all). I can quite see where you are coming from....

Did wonder myself who Hugo was playing away with....Rosie did come to mind

What annoys me is Caggie's fake pout...sooo annoying
Why can't she leave Spencer alone. How rude to keep intruding on his 'relationships' with others. She seems to relish sabotaging all his relationships (however significant).

It's like Dawson's Creek for grown-ups - all the meaningful stares and silences and overcomplicated relationships that have me shouting fgs just shag and have done with it at the telly.

I wonder what they will all have left to talk about once they are all in settled realtionships one day...

The "who's shagging who" seems to be practically all they have to talk about until they settle into an akward silence!

I want to hear more musings about Amazon book links and "Grammar charities for Muggers" from Francis...

Checked out Amber Atherton's jewellery business online today...she has nice stuff on there...and a lot of it at very affordable prices (surprisingly).

sausages you do realise your not allowed to mention the "A" word on this thread... I believe only "Axis of evil" is acceptable from now on

Though I would also think alternating between that and "pan-face" is also acceptable

Someone said she had a face like a stilton with piranaha teeth. brilliant.

Love MIC

I think

Can someone explain Exquisite Cake please? I don't remember that.

I kind of want Hugo's other woman to be Rosie just to see the fall out but think Victoria is more likely.

Francis is brilliant. Spencer makes me retch a little bit every time he's on screen.