to fancy Spencer from 'Made in Chelsea'?

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He does strange things to me. Tell me I'm not alone!

Kelly that is exactly what Axis looks like! Freaky...

kelly - spencer and hugo had an excrutiating conversation about shagging using the brilliant metaphor of going to the bakers and having different cakes.
Hugo described Victoria (sponge) as an "exquisite cake"

I wonder what cake "Axis" would be?

Pan-cake.

Boom boom...

ho ho!

Victoria should be renamed 'unbelievably vacuous cake'...

Thanks Hully I don't know how I missed that. Hmmm...yes, I think Vicky is quite high up my list of suspects...

I have a girl crush on Millie. Her legs! Her hair! Her skin!

And she will never wrinkle.

Did someone say Caggie is worth 1.7 million though?!

you're right about her never wrinkling stripey - at least not caused by expressions.

I think she is a makeup artist isn't she? Explains the lovely skin etc and I do think she is always dressed really nicely.

Rosie has a blog which she posts daily pictures of her outfit on I believe.

Rosie's blog Warning - it's literally just pictures of her in clothes.

Millie has great legs doesn't she. I feel surprised when I see them. She looks like she might be shorter. Then incredibly long legs.

Ooh, great find there Mistress. Has inspired me to do something similar. Today's would read...

Top - M&S, customised with baby sick motif on shoulder.

Trousers - vintage (that's code for 2nd hand charity shop bargains isn't it?)

Socks - husbands

"socks - husbands" hahaha!

Nearly caught up now - but can someone please explain wtaf is going on with ExCake's accent?

God what a twat that Gemma is with her "kooky" headscarf and robe. Easily the most annoying and affected person so far and that's saying something.

That Jamie is as shallow as a puddle too. How on earth will he ever find anyone to procreate with to inherit the biscuit fortune?

Who the hell was that Gemma person?

She is terrifying !

Francis is getting cuter.

I love him, it's the utter genius of geeky earnest combined with totally inappropriate innuendoes.

Someone should have twatted Gemma on the head with something heavy, and propped her up in a corner. T'would have been a kindness.

Pmsl at Ollie's "angry yet approachable" face. This really is the funniest thing on tv atm.

He is gorgeous! Sweet and so incapable of carrying off the 'lad' persona he so wants to! Really enjoyed it tonight. ds still smitten with caggie. that gemma was crackers

Bless him, Ollie only has 2 expressions. Confused and Doing a Poo.

Loved Hugo and Spencer's pissed up convo in the bathroom. Most genuine scene so far, like they were drunk enough to not mind about the cameras.

Poor Louise so sad at the end. Thank goodness Hugo didn't go for Gemma. What a pain.

Francis is getting cuter. I may have to change my mind in Proudlock- looked bad in clip at the end.

Rosie looked nervous when Jamie knocked on the door. Did anyone else wonder if she already had a visitor in her room. Or was expecting one...?

I thought that too but I think he is missing Millie now