to fancy Spencer from 'Made in Chelsea'?

[thefudgeling]

He does strange things to me. Tell me I'm not alone!

Caggie is Caroline I think. Binky is Alexandra (?!)

I miss Janna.

Update: I no longer fancy Spencer - I am actually now in love with him. I don't want to feel this way but I can't help it. My face lights up every time he appears on the screen.

Help me.

Oh, and, £208. WTF? With the number of people there, and their combined worth, that's just shameful.

fudgeling, are you following him on twitter and sending him little love poems?

I just thought it might be an avenue you would like to explore if you're not already.

More reports from the district I live in which ISN'T sodding Chelsea:

Ollie is selling up and leaving our road so no more sightings in the local corner shop.

DH saw Caggie, Jamie and Proudlock in juice bar round corner - Proudlock is a shortarse. Is it just me or does he look tall on TV?

Saw Cheska and Gabrielle at an event last night. Cheska very gushy. Gabrielle much, much prettier than you'd expect - the TV obviously exaggerates her anvil jaw.

I am not surprised by Proudlock's shortness, he seems short to me. And a bit wet and floppy haired (and ridiculous earringed).

Maybe jaws are like weight on TV - each camera adds 2 inches?

Cheska's hair confuses me.

Ugh, can't stand Alice either, she's sort of sidled her way in there and wiggled away until she's taking up the nest - like a cuckoo chick.

Did anyone else find the 'how did you loose your virginity' section unexpectedly funny? Other than the sweetness of the fact Francis B is still a virgin and Binky was 'the oldest girl in her year AND the year below', I loved the fact Mark Francis wouldn't say.

You know why, don't you? It's because he's Not Human and reproduces like this

probably with Amber Pan face

Jana ran for the hills while she had the chance!

I am disproportionately excited about tonight's episode!

Ahem

Me too - love the look of the 20s dresses

Ooh Hugo and Millie are holding hands!
Frederick and the falcon! Ha!

Hsssssssssssssssss. Rosie is such a conniving little bitch.

Never realised how small Louise was and I thought I was small.

If there's shit to be stirred, it seems like Rosie rocks up with a big spoon.....

That said, I quite like her ......

Caggie looks like she knows something ...

Also I want to have a party just so I can say 'oh but we're having a paaarty! What's the point if you don't spend lots of monneeyyy?' a la Mark Francis

Pleeaase let Millie and Hugo end up together.

Rosie is the original trip trapper. She got those massive bullfrog eyes from constant staring, on the lookout for goss and shit to be stirred.

I want a fur gilet like Millie and Binky.

Theirs are probably made of rabbits or minks though.

Oh oh oh Mark Francis singing! Priceless!

Gabriella is terrifying

I've just had to rewind it three times because I thought I saw a bald patch on Spencer

Ooh Millie looks gorgeous.

Gabriella is as terrifying as MF's grin. He reminds me of the shark from Finding Nemo.

Millie does look gorgeous...please spence get together with Caggie........

Keerrrist this is good.

Noooo how does Caggie know?