to fancy Spencer from 'Made in Chelsea'?

[thefudgeling]

He does strange things to me. Tell me I'm not alone!

BloodY hell. Axis of evil Amber is in chalet girl. Almost put my off my crisps. Will battle though as chuck bass is arriving very soon.

Cheska said toilet.

I KNEW IT! FUCKING ROSIE!

No snuffa I think Hugo does that between this week and next.

It's all going on next week!!

Was that:

Jamie + Gabriella
Cheska + Ollie
Hugo + Rosie

Die Rosie die!

She said 'while we were dating' didn't she? Either way..

Ollie and cheska though? Hmm..

Only saw the trailer at end of last weeks, have not watched this week yet. But in the trailer was that Gabriella with the hideous purple lips?

I really, really dislike Rosie. I bet she describes herself as someone who "gets on better with men".

Proudlock is the most attractive and seems lovely, his Mum has done a good job with him.

I like Spencer I really do but ffs get a grip man!

I bet it was when Binky was in Marrakech.

I quite enjoyed Spencer in the gym, shame he wasn't topless. Thomas seemed so like he'd been plonked in the middle of a tv set with no directions at all, was weird. And Alice is a little witch who needs to be sent home to wherever she came from. She was even trying to flirt with Thomas, the shameless hussy.

Yes Gabriella's lips were a state and drew unnecessary attention to her chin region. Liked her blonde hair though.

Well! Do we reckon it really was treacherous Rosie, or does Millie have the wrong end of the (exquisite) stick?

Nope. I stick to my original theory of it being Rosie. She is shifty.

I didn't hear the full extent of the clip, because the dog sat on DS2's face at the critical time, which caused him to shout. So if Millie did say 'while we were dating', then I'm obviously wrong. If I am, she's even more of cow than I thought (and she's already on a 9/10).

Hugo and Spencer are making a joint appearance at another club on Friday and the flyers say they are both very much single....

The lipstick drew unnecessary attention to the teeth too, which are frankly terrifying. Surely Jamie wouldn't, would he?

I think Jamie would shag anything, he's like a teenage boy, a dog on heat.

That was a rilly rilly boring episode. Caggie and Thomas going round London.

Caggie: "Are you having a good day?"

Thomas: "Mmmm (Frenchly)"

Caggie: "Do you like this bit of London?"

Thomas: "Mmmmmmmm (Frenchly)"

SEVEN MILLION times. And he is SO gay.

And the excrutiating tea party...that raised all of £208.

Rosie is such a massive knob head.

No one should have eyes like that.

I kinda think that Caggie has it all coming to her, poor Spence and poor Thomas.

Proudlock looks like a pop star reject from 1984.

Still hate pan face, love Mark Francis more and more every week.

Ollie's book sounds crap.

Panny Amber was awful. Eye-rolling oh darlings to Spencer. It's hard for her to talk.

Mark Francis is more and more divine each time.

Arf at Hully, yes duller than dull. Thank god for mobile phones and the ability to text dump.

Hahahahahahaha for Spencer slighting Cags at the tea party though. Richly, richly deserved.

And what about the poor old Chelsea Pensioner who had to sit in when Millie bearded Hugo (yet again)?

Yes, 208 quid! How tight can those rich kids get! SHAME ON YOU RICH KIDS.

Yes the Chelsea Pensioner was the best bit, the only one with a brain out of the lot of them:

Playing patience is the first sign of madness

The second is playing without any cards.

Gabriella is clearly a weird stalker psycho, who will end up murdering Cheska.

Chances of Hugo and Spence casually driving past Caggie and Thomas?

Thought Thomas looked a bit like Bruno Mars. Caggie is by the far the most dull tour leader EVER.

Panface should stick to making jewellery and not cakes.

Sorry, I haven't read the thread. You have got to be joking. OP - are you Spencer in disguise?

He is horrendous. He has a huge head. He's a pompous, obnoxious, manipulator with a real nasty streak. Most of the Chelsea lot are really horrid, but he takes the biscuit.

And Caggie stood poor Thomas up.

Exquisite - yy Proudlock is a total 80s throwback with that puffy brown leather jacket monstrosity!

He's still fit though. I like his very direct gaze, he looks like a man who listens to women, or at least does a good job of pretending to to get them in the sack. Bad choice with Alice though.

Ok, a question: would you shag Ollie?

He didn't listen tho, when they were in the boat thing. And why didn't they get out to have lunch? And that odd leaning forwards kiss.

Sarah - but Thomas is GAY

God no.