to fancy Spencer from 'Made in Chelsea'?

[thefudgeling]

He does strange things to me. Tell me I'm not alone!

No, Ollie is pretty and funny, but asexual.

Is he Hully? My gadar is not fully functioning and my mind is somewhat addled .

agree ver ver dull last night

caggie fake date
tight arse pensoner party, must have spent more on the champers
boring boat date

But looks like next will be a corker

Is he?

You don't think he is?

Really?

Tight arse pensioner party

Oh yar, let's raise money for the refurbishment, because like, it's so Chelsea.

Oh yar, it's like, totally us, dahling.

No apparently Ollie is definitely bisexual and was genuinely upset that things ended with Chloe

He could well be, I was just last in line for the gadars and got a duff one.

I did like the clothes swap party. Gabriella saying she would bring her fat clothes - and who would that be for, Gabs?

I love how Binky turned up with nothing.

"Oh yar, let's raise money for the refurbishment, because like, it's so Chelsea.

Oh yar, it's like, totally us, dahling."

How utterly ridiculous, I refuse to accept they talk like that.

You know the producer shouts cut and they all sound like Frank Butcher, right?

Sorry to disillusion you Exquisite but this really is life at the coal face in SW1 and 3.

They shouldve auctioned off those ruddy clothes foe the pensioners

Spencer is OK ; Caggie wants to have her cake and eat it, what is 'caggie' short for anyway?

If Thomas was a busker how the hell can he afford the Chelsea bars?

Rosie is an evil little minx. God knows how panface is a model

No no noooooooooooooooooo Panny cannot be a model. What for, Le Creuset?

Footwear?

I'm tird and I skim read that as, 'to fancy Spencer from Balamory'. If that were the case, then you would have been very U. As it is, I have no idea who you're talking about, but whatever floats your boat. Happy Spencer dreams to you! :)

So tired I can't type. Sorry.

I love Binky, she's so straightforward.
We adore Mark Francis in this house: DH and I often say to each other 'Where is Jana when you need her?" in a Mark-Francis voice, when the house is a bit of a mess.

I love Caggie, her smile makes me feel genuinely happy.

I love Francis Boule too, awkward.

Rosie is vile: as her ugly personality is revealed she becomes uglier.

Spencer IS David Brent.

yy I love Binky now. The last girl in her school to have sex, even including the year below. Bless.

at Le Creuset

Spence is a mix of Gervais and David Mitchell! Both are my weirdo celebrity crushes.

Spence does have a wooky eye though.

Caggie's name is Alexandra I believe.. so.. yeah.

so is Francis Boulle a virgin?

I love him and Mark-Francis and Spencer is as wall-eyed as a crazy stoat.

Panny is a regular model, as is Millie and Rosie from their twitter descrips

My jaw dropped at Curtis Brown wanking all over Ollie's book...then asking him to do a rough outline of chapter 1 ...

Binky is Alexandra as well.
And Gabalicious is Gabrielle II

Is Millie Amelia? or Mileficent / Maleficent

Hugo is vile to me. Blade head.

Millie is Camilla.

Did I miss something in next week's trailer? I assumed the ollie/cheska thing was just them deciding to be flat-mates. Are they actually bumping uglies?

£208 is a bloody disgrace!!