to fancy Spencer from 'Made in Chelsea'?

[thefudgeling]

He does strange things to me. Tell me I'm not alone!

I haven't watched last nights MIC yet - DH and will probably watch it when DD naps today.

Anyway, just popped on to say there is an article in the DM about how Francis used to date Emma Watson - complete with photo.

God, I feel like a groupie for posting that. I behaved in a similar fashion in 1991 when Take That were about...

Hahaha yeah whatever Francis

Ha that was my reaction too. Although I do love Awkward Francis.

Oh I have caught up now. Fab episode. Totally fake but brilliant.

Olly's photoshoot faces almost sent me into labour. I love him!

Francis waffling to his date about being kinky. And orange trousers?

I do wish Caggie would tell Spencer it's never going to happen and that Weez would stop being second best and ditch him.

YABU. I don't know who he is but I have seen the ads and they make me want to chew my own face off.

*sausages you do realise your not allowed to mention the "A" word on this thread... I believe only "Axis of evil" is acceptable from now on

Though I would also think alternating between that and "pan-face" is also acceptable*

Ok it's 'pan face' from now on!
I think she thinks she's really beautiful....(slightly deluded there!)

Looks like Spencer and louise are heading for a split. No surprises there!

Yet again, Caggie was in the picture....

I have rarely, if ever, seen such an annoying human being as Gemma. The bit where she pulled the cork out of the wine bottle with her teeth was genius.

God I hope she's in it more!

Did anyone else notice that after Ollie's AWFUL photoshoot he was actually trending on twitter?!

Oh that Gemma was absolutely UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!! hilarious

Those shoots of Ollie just looked cheesy. Trousers were way too low for starters...he tried too hard!

Gemma - a delight. I can only hope we have more of her.

My fave bit was the "boys" playing golf, asking Jamie what he'd say to Rosie. "Oh Rosie, you're rilly rilly sweet." And then what?

"Do you like my house?"

Oooh and did you also see the bit with M-F and Pan-face where she said to Ollie about their jewellery, "oh the news must have escaped HQ".

Uncontrovertible proof that they are indeed planning to take over the world with the Axis Of Evli.

That would be Evil, and not a Swedish-sounding brand, of course

I missed Jan-na. I hope it wasn't sad family business.

Oh how did I forget about Gemma? Brilliant.

Did anyone else utter the word "twat" when Frederic came on doing sit ups on the monkey bars?

And Ollies photoshoot -

Pan Face: "Less Tarzan, more..."
Marc Francis: "Paris"!"
Ollie: "Tarzan comes to Paris?"

yy Less tarzan more Paris. Fab

Gemma so irritating! I am warming to jamie

I've never seen it. Ollie has been into DHs restuarant several times lately.
DH says it's a nightmare and he has to play bouncer at the restuarant door to stop all the girls getting in.

This weeks episode was hilarious! I will be gutted when it ends.

Gemma is a complete nutter, as soon as she bounced out the front door you just knew.

Also laughed at Fredrik when he said on the phone 'just hanging out at the park' and there he was literally hanging out at the park haha!

Does Mark Francis ever stop smiling? And is it wrong to have a slight crush on Francis Boulle?

Why does everyone hate Freddie? I love him, he needs to be in it more.

Not at all FlamingFannyDrawers, but join the back of the queue for a go on his skateboard

Laughed out loud at ollie's angry but approachable face. It's the exact same face he pulls every time he is around gabriella.

Did anyone else think Hugo looked faintly embarrassed by Spencer and jamie's raaing on the golf course?

I like freddie too.But francis is my secret favourite.

Angry but approachable was genius. He's a very tiny bit like Roger Moore - one expression fits all.

Mark Francis actually scares me. He has been in 2 nightmares now, grinning away like a deranged shark.

They drink like fishes yet never look rough

Youth Noddy. The joy of youth. And expensive make-up.

And botox and fillers and and and