to fancy Spencer from 'Made in Chelsea'?

[thefudgeling]

He does strange things to me. Tell me I'm not alone!

Jamie is a total sex pest! 'My house, my rules' and 'you can't say no' WTF?! I liked Rosie for the first time in yonks when she shut the door in his face. What a nob.

Anyway, has anyone else noticed how Cheska's eyes are the same as Ollie's - all big and bright blue? She is actually really quite pretty, her hair just gets in the way, she looks like a lion.

Cheska is following Ollie in the getting better looking stakes. Even dh commented Ollie is pretty. Nice eyes he noted.

(Her maxi was fab last week too.)

It gets better. Jamie... 'do you like my house?'. All humanity right there.

I think him and rosie have been together before? Perhaps someone else was in the room which is why she closed the door. Agree cheska is very pretty

Did anyone else think Cheska in a face pack looked just like Noel Fielding as the moon in the mighty boosh?

I can't stand the way that Caggie and Spencer smile poutily, no matter how tense or awkward the situation. In fact I think those two look incestuously alike!

I think Hugo was in the room with Rosie

I really, really do.

Aaaaaaaahhh I have just caught up with this - this week's episode was possibly my favourite ever!!! I loved the country house party. Gemma was a total nut, you could see everyone in just total bewilderment whenever she spoke.

Freddie in the park - what? What on earth was that all about? What a mad twit.

Why has no-one mentioned Louise's bizarre indecent proposal to Caggie yet??

And I had a new found love for Rosie, best of all was when he asked her the next day if she was regretting her decision and she just said 'nope'. Oh God the whole thing was great!

This is the nicest AIBU I have ever read!

Queenkong MY DH sagely informs me that the reason why Hugo is less of a rah-rah prat than Jamie and Spencer is because he went to Harrow while the other two went to Eton. Apparently Harrovians don't have the ironclad self-confidence of Etonians and so are nicer. How he knows what schools they all went to is beyond me...

DH also informs me that it's not Hugo behind the series but Francis Boulle! Yet another reason why he's the underground sex god of the series...

ScarahStratton Me too. Dun dun DUUUUN!

DH was desperately hoping sure that Weez was up for a threesome with Cags and Spence. Twas a v odd conversation.

Rosie is definitely up to something.....

Weez needs a kicking, just for being called Weez!

Oh Chloe, oh my dear, that outfit WTF?

I just don't get ollie's girlfriend choices I really don't, he is so good looking and both of his girlfriends are erring on the side of plain and personality wise not much to recommend them either.

It's because they make him look better. I find his 'range' of expressions hilarious. Although range might be stretching it a bit, he can only do the 'poo grunt face' or 'the dentist is coming at me with a big drill'. No inbetween, no other expressions, those 2 do for everything.

He was vair rude to Gabriella last night.

Because Ollie likes cock! His girlfriends are basically fag hags. He fancies their accessories more than he fancies them.

Chloe looks like a turtle, poor thing. Although I lose my sympathy for her when I look at her nasty ass straggly extensions that were probably shorn from the head of a poor south american woman to feed her family

Gabs' extensions are also heinous. I thought it was particularly fakey and shit last night, although I am pleased to find out that Proudlock's name is actually Oliver Proudlock, that makes far more sense.

Caggie's singing was poor

Ah, I think I prefer your theory [hgrin]

Oooh, there is more of Caggie's singing this week? Haven't seen it yet. Was it as good as when she murdered the Goo Goo Dolls last series?

I think that if they don't commission another series of MIC, Ollie and Gabriella should upsticks to Argentina where they could star in their very own telenovela.

There must be another series surely?! The thought of there not being is very upsetting. I thought Caggie's singing was ok! Although obviously her music career has not taken off in the same way that Gahhhbrella's has. It's probably because of the lack of Ollie lookalikes.

Has Gahhhbrella's taken off then? [hhmm]

Oh yes - didn't you hear about it yesterday? She told Ollie that she was trying 'rilly rilly hard' to move on with her life, everything was going 'rilly rilly well' and her music career was taking off. I expect a number one single any day now. You gotta fiiiiiiiiight for loooooooove.

The dinner party looked fun, didn't it...?

The romance with Kendal is SO realistic.

Eric you have just said above, everything that I have been thinking since the new series started. Poor Chloe she really does take after daddy doesn't she, looks and everything.

I want to do naughty things to Jamie. He has a wicked glint in his eyes, and I just think he's a bit fun, compared to the whole angst/lust over Caggie crap that Spencer does every week.

I really don't like Rosie either, she reminds me of DH's ex, she has the same look in her eyes, that cold, dead stare which indicates she has no real feelings. Maybe I'm projecting there a bit, but there is something a bit urgh about her.

Kendal/Cheska and Chloe/Ollie makes for painful watching. They should just cut out the middle men and run off to a naice normal life together.

Gabriella's jaw irritates me more every time I see it.

I can't believe it can get any more boring than it is. And yet remain so fascinating. It is a marvel.

it's the awkwardness that gets me.

'So, would you do nude modelling'

'Not on a second date'.

'I'm blue, why am I blue?'

It is indeed. Kendal has only said about three things there, he is just there as a foil for Ollie. Chloe does have the most bizarre face, I think it's the mouth/chin region that offends.

Reindeer I'm in agreement about Jamie! I loved yesterday when he was 'pitching' to his bank manager about opening his ridiculous sweet shop...'Who wouldn't want to see Kittens in my shop?'...'My wife.' Brilliant!