to think IPOAT gels will never marry well if they continue to be so fast?

[CaptainHornblower]

What odd eyes of the diabolo their horses have. I fear they are not to be trusted. And they wear pink. Are they altogether quite savoury?

Very savoury I believe. The horses consume large quantities of a wholesome grass found only on the Pampa. It strengthens and purifies them. A fortunate side-effect is that when an impure photographer takes a picture, their eyes glow and thus the riders are alerted to the danger of contamination by the godless.

Well that sounds much more suitable than Don Chorizo and his worrysome, if impressive, albondigas.

Why fancy! How very interesting Miss Fids, I had no idea. I shall investigate when I have finished my small glass of Fino and Spanish biscuity thing.

Later, I am to meet the local priest, Padre Don Cojones, I shall ask him to enlighten me further.

Alas Mistress Hully, the Padre forgot to take his tincture this morning and is afflicted by the dreaded Brushtail.
He implores you to pray for him with Padre Ardiente

Well if I must. I shall take Padre Ardient somewhere quiet and private that our fervour disturbs not the Argentinian afternoon.

I hope for your sake, Mistress Hully, that his dear Mama (who can be seen over his shoulder) will not attend and disturb your fervour.

Ai ai ai! Los Caballeros del Diablo!

Who will save us?

(Make sure you get really phlegmy on the 'who' there for full effect)

Who else? See how Miss Honey awaits her rescue with fervent desire hope in her chaste heart.

Oh fear not, Miss Fids, she is quite dead. he just keeps her hed around from respect and filial piety.

I thought at first you referred to Miss Honey.
I need a tisane, prompto por favor.

I quite like the look of those brothers...yes, a marriage to one would set me up divinely.

Second from right. Dibs!

Sadly Padre Don Cojones informs me thay are all bound for the monastic life, so devout are they with their glowing horse eyes that canonisation awaits

I shall hang these upon her door, it sounds as if her conversation is most fervently heated.

Worried in case I am one of those. What's an IPOAT gel?

I have no tisane, nor tea, nor coffee Miss Fiderer, what I mostly have is Rum. If you don't mind "making do" than prithee join me, do.

Miss Ikiboo, an IPOAT gel is an Inexplicably Prodigious Over Active Trollop, and they are notorious around the globe for being Fast and Loose (or at least the current class is).

My gratitude Dona!

Apologies Miss Dona

You are more than welcome to join us on our sojourn in Buenos Aires. You need not even be Fast and Loose, though we cannot guarantee that you will not become so.

Tonight we dine with Don Ricardo de la Cruz de la Gambas Rojas, and his dear sister, Una Paloma-Blanca. DonDiego will be here to collect us any moment!

Lord no, it hasn't been Miss for several husbands many years now. Please, just call me Umami.