to think IPOAT gels will never marry well if they continue to be so fast?

[CaptainHornblower]

. Why thank you. Dear, dear Una Paloma-Blanca. I believe I holidayed with her cousin Eviva Espana.

Una Paloma Blanca

And

Eviva Espana

I sahll attend with dear padre Don Cojones, he will bring his mother, Dona Tortilla. The other gentlemen, (whose names temporarily elude me) will join us for cigarillos after dinner.

Ah, poor, tragic Eviva, long ago fallen into vice and iniquity after she could not pay her sangria bill.

Such tragedy will not befall our gels, however. They shall eat lettuce, and tat tack for the horses of DonDiego, and if they are very, very lucky, they may find themselves handsome husbands.

Have we happened across the young DonJulioYIglesiasYJunior yet? We needs must get the measure of him, to further the investigation into the Mystery of the Disappearing Brides.

I hear turribal tales of him and his flashing Spanish Eyes. So powerful are they, I believe a song was written about them. Don't let the gels catch a glimpse. Mantillas down, gels.

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And have you heard about all the girls he's loved before? Tsk.

Oh goodness! Surely that isn't Don Abercrombie de la Fitch? After all these years! How tall and mute and handsome he is, brother to er, er (help Keeper of Narrative Cohesion) How well I remember our lost days in a barrel and the turribal duel with er, er

Will you take a turn at the Tango with me, dear Don Abercrombie? Dear Don Mr Rochester has not quite the leg for it.

He is a man-slut

Oh I say! What about the gels?

Keep an eye on the gels!

Worry not, Hully, I have the girls in rigorous training for the Ball.

Do go steady with the prairie oysters, Abercrombie, dear. You know what happened last time.

Oh Don Abercrombie dear, how kind of you to examine my pearl and show me yours, I am quite renewed. I must seek out the gels, however, I simply cannot trust them.

Lawks, that was swift. Has he lost his touch?

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Though I quite like the look of señor Stephano Matrinez, I feel it will be most prudent to avoid Mistress Hully, whilst she is in the mood for weddings. Time to hide in a back street Taverna and observe the local colour and traditions

Oh no, his touch remains both swift and sure.

But I must repair me to the bathroom before the two Dons arrive that I mentioned earlier. We have much to discuss. There is business to be concluded and contracts to be drawn up. Or the other way round, I have quite the addled pate after another turn in the barrel with dear Don abercrombie.

I have been having intensive flamenco training with Don Hildaglidildo. I am now expert in stamping, twirling the wrists and flashing haughty sultry looks. I can see our madeira tango practice has born fruit miss Fiderer. Been though twas frowned upon. < searches for partner with pert bum>

Oh dear my gadget falters. Quick fan it.

Beootiful ladeez! The orchestra is tuning up, the lobster patties are resplendent , the rioja is rolling! Don Jullio will arrive shortly...pray god we may find him a bride...with a pulse!

Una paloma Blanca is inspired!

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Sadly I find myself strangely overheated and must take the night air awhile