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to think IPOAT gels will never marry well if they continue to be so fast?

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CaptainHornblower · 28/09/2011 18:15

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Minimammoth · 14/11/2011 21:54

Worry not. I have installed the teleporter in the distillary herb drying shed.
Meanwhile we will tat on the verandah and Watkins will serve tea.

BeribbonedGibbon · 14/11/2011 22:14

One is not amused that the doorman at Ten Forward will not let me in.

entropygirl · 14/11/2011 22:17

Moving ou...f comms range. From memory wh.....u need to do isshhhgghhn left at the giant g..en hairy quaser, the.........ing for around 150 light yeshhhghghhhh till you see a stop light....urn right and go straight o........e cons....ation 'grangulaton (massive pert boobs)' and then lo.....t for a dimly lit asteroid with.....rge pink neo..shhhhhhhssss....ying LUUUURRVE.

What ever you do make sure y.....shshshss...s! If you dont do that then instead of accepting yshsshhou as goddesses in need of assi.....ce they will take you into the subterranian levels and force yoshshshshhh..do laundry for the rest of your days.shhhhshshshshhh....

Good luck IPOAT - may our paths cross again in the future! shsggggdhd......

StatisticalTruth out.

Fiderer · 15/11/2011 05:18
Jins · 15/11/2011 09:37

Oh a juniper tisane sounds like a good plan.

I haven't been able to follow a word that Entropygirl is saying.

I may need a new ear trumpet

Hullygully · 15/11/2011 10:15

Heavens, perhaps we should steer clear of MissEntropy's suggested planet and hove to planets new. I am quite discombobulated by her directions and I am used to warp speed and worm holes of late.

The Maiden Race grow restless in their suspended suspension, I must find them a home soon, I fear a tremendous build-up of Maiden Juice and associated explosion. The universe would never be the same again.

Jins · 15/11/2011 10:46

Well as I am full of cold I will sit quietly with a lemon and honey tisane with a large dose of medicinal brandy in it

A build up of Maiden Juice would have disasterous consequences Madame Hully. A new home is definitely in order. A nice quiet one

Minimammoth · 15/11/2011 14:42

A rest home mayhaps. The Dunroamin type.

Fiderer · 15/11/2011 15:09

Steady on, Mini. We have plans for much gaiety and flashing of thigh. 'Tis fast approaching the season of lights and sparks of warmth in the darkness.

The East Wing will be provided with comfortable furnishings for the rest and respose of those Gels who desire and need such.

The West Wing will be provided with comfortable furnishings for the rest and respose of those Gels who desire and need such. Also juniper Tisanes, Cigars for the Gentlemen and such other paraphernalia as the Ladies may require.

Hullygully · 15/11/2011 15:30

I'm going to stash the Maidens in the cellar at The Hall. They're getting on my nerves. They begin to seem most burdensome.

Minimammoth · 15/11/2011 22:22

Don't put them near the wine Hully. We must have an ice house hereabouts.we can stuff em in there. ...with a robot guard.....and a force field....

entropygirl · 15/11/2011 23:49

Why, hello Messrs Nedaim.....

Yes I think that will do nicely....

entropygirl · 15/11/2011 23:53

Oh well should still go with a bang!

Hullygully · 16/11/2011 08:32

Hello?

Cook?

Miss Fids?

Anyone help me drag these Maidens to the cellar?

entropygirl · 16/11/2011 08:57
Hullygully · 16/11/2011 09:02

Yes, dear miss Entropy, but I think it preferable not to be blown to anti matter smitereens along the way. Now, why don't you give me a hand with these great lumpen Maidens? They are sure to come in handy one day and they took a lot of creating, you know.

Also, I seem to have mislaid your calling card, have we met before? If, not, may I say how delightful it is to make your acquaintance.

Jins · 16/11/2011 09:42

You are all in time for a piece of cake

Juniper and grape tisanes will be served in about an hour.

entropygirl · 16/11/2011 09:46

Dear Madam Hullygully,

I fear I have perpetrated what appears to be an assassination attempt. Let me reassure you that nothing could be further from the truth. I had assumed you would drop off the Maidens and the Nedaims on the asteroid of your choice and then retreat to minimum safe distance.

Of course I realise you are a lady of standing, and should therefore have anticipated your need to make personal introductions for each and every pair, even though it would put your very life at risk.

Can I therefore suggest that you keep the Nedaims in the packaging, as it were, and deposit them also in the cellar? The attraction between them and the Maidens will be of an extravagant and all encompassing nature, however it will shield the rest of the galaxy from the effects that either group by themselves would likely cause.

I am afraid my lack of calling card and my utter ineptness at tatting will preclude me from joining the IPOAT. I find myself incapable of attaining the level of social grace required!

Jins · 16/11/2011 09:47

We do tatting lessons for beginners

entropygirl · 16/11/2011 09:50

If that were all that was required, it might be worth the attempt. I have, for fear of polluting your delicate ears, not listed the full extent of my woeful social inadequacies. I have greater failings, not even limited to the fact that I dislike Gin and am allergic to Rum!

I fear I am beyond your help.

Hullygully · 16/11/2011 11:02

Nonsense! A little light tatting and some herbs and you'll be all set.

sybilvimes · 16/11/2011 11:10

Madame Hully, I can help you stow them in the cellar. You take the Maidens and I'll sort out the Nedaims. It may take a little while...

Entrophy, resistance is futile. Mistress Hully has you now and will be trying to marry you off to a ugly old codger eligible bachelor in no time. Miss Fids and I have an escape route from the distrillery herb drying shed to the coast. Give me the wink if you need it.

Jins · 16/11/2011 11:13

I have set up a selection of tisanes and possets in the morning room

Hullygully · 16/11/2011 11:24

Oh Jins that is really quite splendid!

I feel after all our intergalactic travel and now are struggles with the Maidens and Nediams, we are in sore need of many a tisane and posset.

And shouldn't we be planning for Yule?

entropygirl · 16/11/2011 12:11

jins I'm sure at least one of those contains no Gin or Rum and they do look delightful!

I did some of this as a child, but it turned out more like this.

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