to think IPOAT gels will never marry well if they continue to be so fast?

[CaptainHornblower]

More like this

Actually tell a lie. I'd dropped to 7st something then cos of being ill innit so more like this

There's no happy medium with me you know. I'm always either just a wee bit too thin or a wee bit too fat

Jins perhaps you have the most beeuootiful inner bits ever seen, your inner beauty is probably legendry in theatre, darling. Clearly Fids thinks we should be offering more fibre in our diet. Are cooks allowed to tatt? surely it is an occupation for only the most delicate of fingers, as only our gels have. She must return to stuffing.

Could we perhaps tatt dear Mistress Jins some new innards?

I have found someone who can knit intestines and will be asking her for the pattern

Can I ask that you avoid wool as it is so itchy?

Mistress Mini is right, Cook should not be allowed to tatt. It was a desperate measure to stop her poisoning us with her vile concoctions. Also I pocket a doubloon a day from the crew to keep her away from their galley.

Cook may indeed return to stuffing. This should occupy her for a while.

FiderGRRRRRRRRRR?

EvilDJINS?
JINxeS?

I think they are very good Widow, dear. I could think of nought, so addled is my poor pate with all the tangoeing.

Me me umami do miiiine.

Am trying to pick up a few tango tips from strictly. The tele porter is working beautifully. And I don't have Mr. Rochester's leg.

Teleporter. Machine is sabotaging my spelling.

miniHELLMOUTH?
miniMAIMEDmoUth?
minimamMORT?

You are a word wizard umami

MiniMoribundMammoth?

Widow - did you see the spooky synchronicity on the Hallow'een thread?

Freaky Ooooooooooooooooooo

I am moribund at the moment, have upset DD2 greatly, am bad mother. B. christmas.

Wotcha done?

Will pm

Oh mini. Would love to say something cheery. PM me too if you'd like. Have been lurching from one unexpected disaster to the next with my 3 lately. Am hardened if no wiser.

Mini - I think you should do it as an aibu. You could do it with a namechange?

Thanks for the thoughts and love. I think I will channel my energy into creating a bubbling, frothy, purple seasonal posset. Did the inquisition reach beunos aires? May pm if grimness takes hold my dears.

The Inquisition was laid low by Cook's culinary efforts. She is safely aboard ship.
We are here.

She is a veritable WMD that woman

Half our crew are guarding Cook.

The rest are at our disposal.

Have just seen the synchronicity Hully. That was just a tiny piece of marvellous.

I rather like SkullyGully!

to all.