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AIBU?

to ask you if you think there's a gap in the market for?

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LookingForANiche · 19/09/2011 21:30

Soap Shaped Dildoes?

(Dildos??)

I am looking for a kitchen table business now that my DC are finally at FT school.

Whislt in the shower the other day, I realised there may be a hole in the market for a specially shaped soap to get those nether regions clean for intimate moments.

Perhaps with exfoliating granules to ensure a thorough clean?

What do you all think? Is it a goer? Do you think I should give it a fair crack?

TIA.

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GetAwayFromHerYouBitch · 19/09/2011 21:32

Don't you mean dildo-shaped soaps?

And no. Ph balance an all that.

slavetofilofax · 19/09/2011 21:32

GetAwayFromHerYouBitch · 19/09/2011 21:32

Oh, and get back to your homework

MirandaGoshawk · 19/09/2011 21:32

Soap for inside? Or as a joke?

Not for inside. But as a novelty, some people might be amused.

addictedtofrazzles · 19/09/2011 21:32

how would you 'rinse'?

justabigdisco · 19/09/2011 21:33

gads no, washing inside is NOT a good idea.

MirandaGoshawk · 19/09/2011 21:33

Hole in the market... fair crack... wind up?

GetAwayFromHerYouBitch · 19/09/2011 21:33

don't, details will only encourage him

LookingForANiche · 19/09/2011 21:34

Oh bugger.

I thought I might be onto something.

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AuntiePickleBottom · 19/09/2011 21:34

there is already specialist soaps for the intamite areas

aldiwhore · 19/09/2011 21:34

ARGH exfoliation of the nethers?????? No No NO NOOOOOO!!

There may be a novelty market though but I think its been done?

A Ph friendly yet comedy shaped intimate cleanser maybe a good 1/2 way point...

A dildo shaped (ph friendly) soap? Contact Anne Summers...

A soap shaped dildo??? I have no words.

maypole1 · 19/09/2011 21:35

A remote controlled mother in law

maypole1 · 19/09/2011 21:35

Oh and a helper monkey

aldiwhore · 19/09/2011 21:36

cock on a rope? Could be good for the tensionally challenged.

LookingForANiche · 19/09/2011 21:36

Yes.

Sorry.

Dildo shaped soap.

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AuntiePickleBottom · 19/09/2011 21:36

however i have good a business idea.

school uniform washing service.

the idea is you pick up, wash, dry, iron and deliver uniform back to the parents....the only problem with me is i hate ironing

redfairy · 19/09/2011 22:42

My good idea is a cake cutter that cuts equal portions of birthday cake. You should be able to alter it to cut the amount of slices you need for a kids party. Lakeland...if you're interested...

aldiwhore · 19/09/2011 22:44

Redfairy a normal knife... and you cit on the principle of a clock. But yeh, I reckon Lakeland would sell it, I'd probably buy it, but I doubt I'd use it... sorry!!

redfairy · 19/09/2011 22:48

As long as I'd made a sale I wouldnt care how many kitchen drawers were cluttered with my clever cutter

UrsulaWoleffay · 19/09/2011 22:49

soap + fanjo = bad mmmkay

starfishmummy · 19/09/2011 22:52

Redfairy - you are too late. Lakeland did one years ago (though not adjustable). Guessing there is a reason why they no longer do.

LookingForANiche · 19/09/2011 23:05

No no no.

Not fanjo soap.

A little bit round the bend from there.

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UrsulaWoleffay · 19/09/2011 23:08

up your ARSE???????

UrsulaWoleffay · 19/09/2011 23:08

I never did put a dildo up my arse

LookingForANiche · 19/09/2011 23:08

Dontcha wnt to be clean?

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