to ask you if you think there's a gap in the market for?

[LookingForANiche]

Soap Shaped Dildoes?

(Dildos??)

I am looking for a kitchen table business now that my DC are finally at FT school.

Whislt in the shower the other day, I realised there may be a hole in the market for a specially shaped soap to get those nether regions clean for intimate moments.

Perhaps with exfoliating granules to ensure a thorough clean?

What do you all think? Is it a goer? Do you think I should give it a fair crack?

TIA.

[Whatmeworry]

I realised there may be a hole in the market

:o

Give it a go, I reckon it could be a novelty you could sell at a premium. Key is distribution - Ann Summers? Or maybe with men's names on them (catch the male market too?)

[devonshiredumpling]

i think we might be back to peeing in the shower again

[aldiwhore]

Arse soap? Hmm..... I'm out!!

redfairy you have the right attitude lol!! You'd probably even get a mention in a Nigella book!

[KurriKurri]

Not specifically, although it might suit.

It's really in case you want a very religious shower.

[dozyrosie]

I've never felt the need to exfoliate my fanjo, not sure if that makes me unhygienic . It sounds torturous and thrush inducing.

[UrsulaWoleffay]

what I would quite like is eric northman up my bum

[LookingForANiche]

Is the Pope on a Rope desined for this purpose?

[Driftwood999]

It's been done, think back to the 1980's and soap on a rope in all manner of novelty shapes. Then good for Xmas presents the first time round only. Think no repeat orders. Value for money is the name of the game for a kitchen table business, so no I do not think your idea has legs.

[UrsulaWoleffay]

no

[KurriKurri]

You can already get them.

And Pope on a Rope.

[LookingForANiche]

Dontcha wnt to be clean?

[UrsulaWoleffay]

I never did put a dildo up my arse

[UrsulaWoleffay]

up your ARSE???????

[LookingForANiche]

No no no.

Not fanjo soap.

A little bit round the bend from there.

[starfishmummy]

Redfairy - you are too late. Lakeland did one years ago (though not adjustable). Guessing there is a reason why they no longer do.

[UrsulaWoleffay]

soap + fanjo = bad mmmkay

[redfairy]

As long as I'd made a sale I wouldnt care how many kitchen drawers were cluttered with my clever cutter

[aldiwhore]

Redfairy a normal knife... and you cit on the principle of a clock. But yeh, I reckon Lakeland would sell it, I'd probably buy it, but I doubt I'd use it... sorry!!

[redfairy]

My good idea is a cake cutter that cuts equal portions of birthday cake. You should be able to alter it to cut the amount of slices you need for a kids party. Lakeland...if you're interested...

[AuntiePickleBottom]

however i have good a business idea.

school uniform washing service.

the idea is you pick up, wash, dry, iron and deliver uniform back to the parents....the only problem with me is i hate ironing

[LookingForANiche]

Yes.

Sorry.

Dildo shaped soap.

[aldiwhore]

cock on a rope? Could be good for the tensionally challenged.

[maypole1]

Oh and a helper monkey

[maypole1]

A remote controlled mother in law

[aldiwhore]

ARGH exfoliation of the nethers?????? No No NO NOOOOOO!!

There may be a novelty market though but I think its been done?

A Ph friendly yet comedy shaped intimate cleanser maybe a good 1/2 way point...

A dildo shaped (ph friendly) soap? Contact Anne Summers...

A soap shaped dildo??? I have no words.