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Morrison's Supermarket and Hygiene

118 replies

ILoveChocolatePudding · 19/09/2011 16:46

An interesting incident occurred at the Aylesbury branch of Morrison?s the supermarket this afternoon.

I had gone into the store on the way home and whilst at the back observed a member of staff wheeling their push bike through the store. Since they were greeted by other members of staff, I would guess that this was not an isolated incidence and acceptable thing to do. Well given that bikes go on the road where all sorts of un-mentionables are lurking, not least dog pooh, I don?t consider walking a street bike through a store selling food to be a particularly hygienic thing.

So I called the Customer Service department at their head office in Bradford. When I suggested that it should not be the case that staff brought bikes through the store, I was told it was no different to people taking pushchairs or roller-skates into the store and would I expect them to ban those as well. When I questioned this still further, I was told I was being silly. Maybe it is just me, but I left my shopping behind and went to Tesco instead.

OP posts:
usualsuspect · 19/09/2011 17:21

Don't be so bloody ridiculous

slavetofilofax · 19/09/2011 17:25
Grin
AmazingBouncingFerret · 19/09/2011 17:25

This has cheered me up.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 19/09/2011 17:26

Was the bike wielding cunt Richard Hammond, OP?

ShowOfHands · 19/09/2011 17:27

What did the police say?

Probs best to stop licking the supermarket floor eh op?

IrmaMuthafucker · 19/09/2011 17:32

Lmao. You are bonkers Grin

VivaLeBeaver · 19/09/2011 17:33

Yeah that bloody Richard Hammond pushed his trolley through a cow field and then into the supermarket! Imagine all the cow shit that must have been on the wheels.

And if thats how they behave in a TV advery God knows what they get up to when they think we're not looking!

Voidka · 19/09/2011 17:35

Bonkers thread!

Illegitimate · 19/09/2011 17:35

Richard Hammond's Hair is a elf and safety nightmare on its own merit let alone his skeezy trolley and bike

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 19/09/2011 17:36

Grin Beaver

TheVermiciousKnid · 19/09/2011 17:37

[jumps up and down with excitement]

Please let me be the first to say it, please let me:

Leave the bastard!

gardenpixies32 · 19/09/2011 17:42

This is why I will only shop in Waitrose.

Get a grip, there are starving people in the world and you are worried about this?!

Next time kick the wanker off his bike and make him clean the floor with his tongue!

Catsmamma · 19/09/2011 17:43

don't follow me around then when I am puppy walking a new 10 week old Guide Dog puppy then, you'd have a conniption !

GandTiceandaslice · 19/09/2011 17:49

You left your shopping behind & went to tesco. HA HA HA!

We should all walk through one of those disinfectant baths they used to have in leisure centres before entering the supermarkets.

God knows what's on the wheels of my sons pram.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 19/09/2011 17:52

yy, pixies.

At my local Waitrose we are instructed to remove our shoes and are handed fresh silk slippers.

They have hand-woven willow or jute shopping carts for inside the store. Should you need to convey more than a bag or so of shopping to your car, Heston himself will do so for you, so as not to soil the cart's wheels with "un-mentionables".

Back at Morissons however it's all Hammond and his shitty wheeled trollies Angry

booyhoo · 19/09/2011 17:52

this is hilarious. Grin

i didn't know that level of stupidity existed!

featherbag · 19/09/2011 17:53

You are mad. And VU.

Springyknickersohnovicars · 19/09/2011 17:54

YABU, I was just glad that when I complained that the dirty git poorly man sneezed all over the salad bar without putting his hand over his mouth and nose they shut the salad bar and emtied the whole thing replacing it afresh.

It has still put me off salad bars for life and I did so use to love them.

BatsUpMeNightie · 19/09/2011 17:55

Oh man - this has to be the funniest thing I've ever read on here - well, maybe after Willy Willy Willy! - but this is up there.

Where's the OP?

Springyknickersohnovicars · 19/09/2011 17:56

In my local Marks and Harrods, all customers have to levitate and float around the store.

I wonder how the OP would cope in the naked rambler used her local branch of Tesco's Grin

GetOrfMo1Land · 19/09/2011 17:57

Is the OP called Adrian Mole?

Morrisons have gone up several notches in my estimation for calling you silly.

Flowerista · 19/09/2011 17:58

Hiding in a very far away place Bats

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 19/09/2011 18:01

I hear in Booths that beslippered gentlemen carry you carefully around the store in a sedan chair.

ArmageddonOuttahere · 19/09/2011 18:01

Willy Willy Willy Grin I'd forgotten about that

AnyFucker · 19/09/2011 18:04

has Op been back yet ? Grin