To think that there are some really manky dh/dp of MNetters recently

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What with leaving skid marks on underwear, not wiping bum properly, and wiping cock on hand towels ewwww

are men really that manky! My dh does not do those things and is super clean, or am I the only one.

My ExP was manky, but dh is not.

I can't stand mankiness.

Yeah, you're the only one. The rest of mumsnet is inhabited by the long-suffering partners of filthy beasts

There has also been a trend of men posting pretending to be their wives, perhaps the skid markers aren't men after all, though that does leave the cock wipers in the guilty corner.

I can't say anything because I am the manky one in my relationship lol

Although I've just been through Active Convos and hidden four threads with revolting titles, so I will concede there is a rash of repulsiveness sweeping the boards: you are quite right there.

You can't beat a nice cocky towel.

New term - cocky towel

Oh yeh the cocky towel really took the buscuit. Errrrrrr, I would hate to think that someones dp has wiped their cock on the hand towel when I visit friends.

"There has also been a trend of men posting pretending to be their wives"

Mitmoo, do you think the 'lady' who peed on her DH on the sofa was actually written by the male pee-ee rather than the pee-er?

Is it not usual to pee on ones husband?

oh yes i remember that one, I think that she had a little erm accident

I am still getting over the cotton ear bud one

I missed that Lilyloo what was the gist?

He used cotton buds to get "klingons" out. Then left the offending shitty cotton buds lying around the house. MMMMMM.

Oh I have just come across another thread on AIBU whereby someones dp does not shower after doing a sweaty manual job. There are loads on here tonight.

Sorry just saw that wasn't addressed to me.

I love the word gip

DH is actually very clean. Perhaps a bit too clean...

The cotton buds one was a troll, I think.

You mean you HOPE it was a troll....!

No word of a lie. DP is arranging his appendages as we speak

I'm serious he's just stood up and pulled his keks down... he's fishing around in his drawers. I know you all think I'm a fantasist but this really IS happening

Perhaps he feels inadequate when faced with the sheer filthy "manliness" that the DH/P's of mumsnetters provide.