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Original poster

To think that there are some really manky dh/dp of MNetters recently

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pigletmania · 14/09/2011 20:55

What with leaving skid marks on underwear, not wiping bum properly, and wiping cock on hand towels ewwww Envy

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pigletmania · 14/09/2011 20:56

are men really that manky! My dh does not do those things and is super clean, or am I the only one.

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hiddenhome · 14/09/2011 20:57

My ExP was manky, but dh is not.

I can't stand mankiness.

LeBOF · 14/09/2011 20:57

Yeah, you're the only one. The rest of mumsnet is inhabited by the long-suffering partners of filthy beasts Hmm

Mitmoo · 14/09/2011 20:57

There has also been a trend of men posting pretending to be their wives, perhaps the skid markers aren't men after all, though that does leave the cock wipers in the guilty corner.

Kayano · 14/09/2011 20:59

I can't say anything because I am the manky one in my relationship lol

LeBOF · 14/09/2011 21:00

Although I've just been through Active Convos and hidden four threads with revolting titles, so I will concede there is a rash of repulsiveness sweeping the boards: you are quite right there.

RedOnion · 14/09/2011 21:01

You can't beat a nice cocky towel.

New term - cocky towel

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pigletmania · 14/09/2011 21:03

Oh yeh the cocky towel really took the buscuit. Errrrrrr, I would hate to think that someones dp has wiped their cock on the hand towel when I visit friends.

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ViviPru · 14/09/2011 21:04

"There has also been a trend of men posting pretending to be their wives"

Mitmoo, do you think the 'lady' who peed on her DH on the sofa was actually written by the male pee-ee rather than the pee-er?

RedOnion · 14/09/2011 21:04

Is it not usual to pee on ones husband?

herbietea · 14/09/2011 21:05

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pigletmania · 14/09/2011 21:05

oh yes i remember that one, I think that she had a little erm accident Blush

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Lilyloo · 14/09/2011 21:07

I am still getting over the cotton ear bud one

ViviPru · 14/09/2011 21:08

I missed that Lilyloo what was the gist?

RedOnion · 14/09/2011 21:09

He used cotton buds to get "klingons" out. Then left the offending shitty cotton buds lying around the house. MMMMMM.

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pigletmania · 14/09/2011 21:09

Oh I have just come across another thread on AIBU whereby someones dp does not shower after doing a sweaty manual job. There are loads on here tonight.

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RedOnion · 14/09/2011 21:10

Sorry Blush just saw that wasn't addressed to me.

ViviPru · 14/09/2011 21:10
RedOnion · 14/09/2011 21:11

I love the word gip Grin

Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 21:12

DH is actually very clean. Perhaps a bit too clean...

SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots · 14/09/2011 21:14

The cotton buds one was a troll, I think.

RedOnion · 14/09/2011 21:15

You mean you HOPE it was a troll....!

Grin
ViviPru · 14/09/2011 21:15

No word of a lie. DP is arranging his appendages as we speak Shock

ViviPru · 14/09/2011 21:16

I'm serious he's just stood up and pulled his keks down... he's fishing around in his drawers. I know you all think I'm a fantasist but this really IS happening

RedOnion · 14/09/2011 21:16

Perhaps he feels inadequate when faced with the sheer filthy "manliness" that the DH/P's of mumsnetters provide. Hmm

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