To think that there are some really manky dh/dp of MNetters recently

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What with leaving skid marks on underwear, not wiping bum properly, and wiping cock on hand towels ewwww

Turns out he thinks he might have a splinter down there... oh.. hang on... on his thigh. The dog looks perturbed...

YANBU I appreciate my clean DP a lot more recently

RedOnion I just caught your post of apology. What rare & pleasant politeness.

Ooh ok

Brought up reet good me

Is the splinter embedded such that it will fester and cause a boil/carbuncle/cyst/pustule perchance?

Well he did say he's not sure whether its a splinter or a boil. Thankfully he's reinstated his nethergarms and is back fully ensconced in his crumpets and Location Location now, its as if the incident never happened

Think my dp may be weird he insists on showering every day and even does some washing

My DH is very very clean washes hair every day - thinks I'm a minger cos I dont - every two or three days - just have bath or shower days imbetween with hair tied up.

But I once had a very particular friend who had met a man she liked very much and was very excited as it was getting to 'that' stage and he was coming to her flat that night. She went to so much trouble - you know the usual - candles,nice meal,clean sheets etc etc.

Anyway shortly after getting into bed they were doing some what my mate always described as fumbling and he was hinting heavily he would quite like a blow job among other things - when he suddenly announced he needed the loo (as in number 2s). The bathroom was next to bedroom so my mate was treated to listening to the following - plop plop plop (accompanied by grunts etc) then the loo flushing and then in a nano second

He was climbing back into bed having obviously not even wiped hi bottom yet alone clean it and not washed his hands.

'Now where were we ??'

I dont think so

She never saw him again its one of her non negotiables - mine too I have to say.

ooooh madame that is manky, did he not have a wash with soap afterwards

Give over - there are some right dirty sluts on here who change their sheets every three months and dont iron clothes )))mingers(((

ViviPru is the dog looking less perturbed now?