Apologies but what on earth is anal bleaching and ....

[Nippysnippy]

more to the point if is simply descriptive of a service, why?
I am utterly weirded out by this....

Google. But do not image search!

Does what it says on the tin. Makes your chocolate starfish more milkybar than bournville

As for why... I'd say it's the porn industry...

Apparently Peter Andre does it.

I didn't want to google and get all sorts of weird stuff coming up on my computer forever more!

Thanks PPP........I don't suppose I'll ever understand the motivation if that is the case.
Still dead weird IYAM.

It's a porny thing apparently.

Makes your anus less um, anal looking. Probably in an attempt to normalise anal sex.

fgs

You saw this on the sleb thread didnt you

Its so that your anus isnt pinky brown but all fresh and pink,in order to look more attractive-as attractive as an anus can be i guess.

Peter Andre spends so much time with his head up his arse it is probably stained from his fake tan... therefore needing a regular bleaching

Really, squeaky? I thought it was Claire's....

I did! That then got me thinking that I really didn't have a clue! Surely not Nigella........she's just ,well I DON'T believe it

Nippysnippy You sound like a monk brought up from infancy by monks who has accidentally stumbled across a copy of Mayfair.

This was one of those threads that was certain to provide a laugh and sure enough, it's a corker!

Yes it is, Andreofgg. Your post made me laugh more though.

Lots of people get it done. Peter Sissons, Clare Sweeny, all of Manchester City, Mr Blobby, Matthew Wright, Matthew Kelly, Sooty. It's the new botox.

...and bear in mind how big a job Sooty is with how far he has to stretch.

Blushes at innocence....but really why would anyone? I mean people REALLY do this?

It's all about BUMSEX.

YABU because you have not asked an AIBU question.

TAMPONS

How would you like to walk into a pub and hear the hushed whispers of "There's Riveninabingle. Nice lady but terrible anus"?

But to go to all that bother,well really,I don't know. Tis odd and rather unnecessary one would imagine. However, I think some brain bleach would be far more useful.
I can't be alone in this pondering can I?

Is 'pale' the only colour option?

Could I have a target? Or maybe a Union Jack?

Peter Sissons??? Haha

I don't think so, RRB.
Merkin would probably be your second best option for a flash of colour.

You can buy pink dye to rosy up your front bottom too, apparently. I saw that on here too.