Apologies but what on earth is anal bleaching and ....

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more to the point if is simply descriptive of a service, why?
I am utterly weirded out by this....

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This is not the best thread to read when the office is full of blokes..... I just spluttered my tea over the keyboard.

What will they think of next..?

I would be a bit dismayed if the colour of my bumhole was a deal clincher in a new relationship.

Wamster if the angled Toilet Duck bottle doesn't it do it for you then <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=toilet+rim+block+with+bleach&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=634&tbm=isch&tbnid=CwgAC6P8Sc3gMM:&imgrefurl=www.jeyes.co.uk/ParoICALB.htm&docid=uXx8KxB5d7OjnM&w=190&h=304&ei=oWZwTtCKJY_LswaOvMHzBg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=613&vpy=274&dur=651&hovh=243&hovw=152&tx=92&ty=138&page=1&tbnh=145&tbnw=91&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">maybe you could insert one of these for a sustained effect. Anti-limescale and deodorizing too!

Apparently toothpaste is the way to do-it-yourself - check out this thread from about a month ago www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1278971-I-read-a-comment-in-a-post-and-realise-how-incredibly-naive-I-am. (Beware reading it if you're at work )

If this was a boring thread then that would bother me, Milsean.
Being as it's hilarious, shrug

Oh CRIPES, am absolutely PMSL at the thought of lying on one's front, bumhole covered in lemon juice!

:o :o :o

Surely there would have to be..erm.. spreading ?

Ew!

Milsean - oh bog off.

I have a W tattooed on each buttock. When I bend over, people say WoW.

Arf arf. I am definitely too old for advanced grooming techniques of this sort. DH was joking the other night about mistaking the germoloids tube for the toothpaste ... should I worry?

I'm actually wondering if it BURNS at all? You know the bleaching procedure? Skin's a bit thin down there isn't it?

Nesta awww...you could do a handstand and people would think it said "Mom". What a lovely DD you must be. :o

I want to start a wind-up in relationships:

"He said my bumhole is just not pearlescent enough for his liking...should I go ahead with bleaching because Men Have Needs or should I leave the bastard?"

They would need to show the difference between eu.farrow-ball.com/savage-ground/coloursfcp-product/100213 and eu.farrow-ball.com/wimborne-white/coloursfcp-product/100239