Apologies but what on earth is anal bleaching and ....

[Nippysnippy]

more to the point if is simply descriptive of a service, why?
I am utterly weirded out by this....

Do you think they do a colour chart, like Dulux or F&B?

Hmm, I think I'll have Cafe Creme please but not Capuccino...

And I thought shaving my legs before a shag was the ultimate in personal grooming.

betty's yer gal

Riven exactly my sentiment.
Merkins -weren't they used to cover pubic lice of old. Let me guess another speciality that hasn't blipped on my radar.....

Do you think Kate Middleton had it done as part of her pre-wedding beauty treatments?

Why I am thinking these thoughts?

I was normal before I joined MN.

I WAS I tell ya!

I'm pondering malibu fun betty I have to say.....

I can almost understand vain people having it done.. but why the hell would they want to tell the world about it too!

Yes a shave and a trim of the topiary if it's got a bit leggy. Nothing too drastic though. I mean there are limits.

RRB I bet she had <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=raf+symbol&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1280&bih=634&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=0YoKGAediWRUaM:&imgrefurl=en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundel&docid=lYnDUzjn8YaeuM&w=220&h=220&ei=u8pvTs3FLc_ysgat-9n_Bg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=929&vpy=189&dur=72&hovh=176&hovw=176&tx=98&ty=79&page=1&tbnh=123&tbnw=123&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this painted around her ringpiece

Must .not. Click. On. Link.

Sidge you do realise her key role now is to breed?
One wouldn't want to encourage activities that might prevent that, would one?

I mean what kind of bleach do they use?

[Eyes up the Domestos]

S'Ok nippy it's safe!

Penelopee you're right. But maybe they'll keep it for special ceremonial occasions?

Hmm.
Perhaps the heir to the heir to the throne couldn't hit a barn door with a big stick? That would make it very suitable...

What next I ask you? Scrotums and undercarriages?.......shudder.

For a minute there I actually considered getting into a position where by I could check my own need for bleaching. Then I realised that a) the cat was watching and b) that would have been wierd.

Ha just looking at the pubic hair dye link and saw the hair removal product Betty Bare. I can not believe they have gone with the tagline... Betty Bare No Bad Smell!

Seriously who thinks this up?

and

and Why is the anal area darker pigmented than the rset in the first place?

The thing is privates are a different colour so why the need to bleach up the anus? It is denial isn't it?
I mean there was a time when it was offered as a treat and they were grateful. Grateful I tell you. No need for whistles and bells.....
(O.P. withdraws to a cooling chamber with a G&T to find her inner calm)

thanks. i now have hiccups.

I believe this is being recommended on Style And Beauty as a must-have.

What would we do if our bottoms were blue like a baboon?