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Apologies but what on earth is anal bleaching and ....

93 replies

Nippysnippy · 13/09/2011 20:56

more to the point if is simply descriptive of a service, why?
I am utterly weirded out by this....

OP posts:
LeBOF · 13/09/2011 22:55

Get a bit more monkey-action?

Sidge · 13/09/2011 22:58

Monkey sex?

It's only Tuesday!

PeneloPeePitstop · 13/09/2011 23:05

Just think what we could rev up to by Friday!!!

Sidge · 13/09/2011 23:09

Aww I'm out on Friday.

Can we rev up to the monkey sex by Thursday d'ya think?

SnapesMistress · 13/09/2011 23:17

Is the pink button stuff just fanjo lipstick?

LeBOF · 13/09/2011 23:27

More of a labial stain than a lippy, I think. It's a bit, er, niche for me.

AngryFeet · 13/09/2011 23:39

But who looks at a bumhole even if they are about to have bumsex? Porn stars do it as they do a close up sometimes and the area around the bumhole is often a bit brown looking which is off-putting ;)

pigletmania · 13/09/2011 23:40

Envy ewwwww

CardyMow · 13/09/2011 23:48
sundayrose10 · 13/09/2011 23:50

This thread has totally delivered, lol.

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 14/09/2011 00:05

It's been confirmed.

I really am far too sheltered Shock

Proudnscary · 14/09/2011 00:24

I've got an anal perm - it's the next big thing (literally)

JLK2 · 14/09/2011 00:28

Can it be done with domestos? What about toilet duck?

lovecat · 14/09/2011 00:38

Have you seen the review comments on BoF's link - bloody hilarious! :o

Ariana86 · 14/09/2011 06:52

Do piles get bleached as well? (ouch!)...

Ariana86 · 14/09/2011 07:09

Thank you for the link, LeBof, hilarious!! :-D

CheerfulYank · 14/09/2011 07:19

OMG, the comments are the best part!

PMSL!

Wamster · 14/09/2011 07:31

Bloody hell, I don't like to bring everything down to sex, but it's got to be about sex, hasn't it? I mean it has to be-surely people don't do this to feel good about themselves?? Or do they??!! Confused Sheesh! Twas a time a nice set of matching underwear under your tracksuit did that!

Wamster · 14/09/2011 07:34

I should imagine toilet duck with its angled head would do the job better than domestos-especially for those who are less mobile, if, however, you're feeling particularly flexible, I say go for the domestos (as an added bonus, it comes in a nice pink bottle, too).

CheerfulYank · 14/09/2011 08:20

I just cannot imagine worrying about my body's "perfection" to the point of this!

I barely brush my hair some days! Blush

ledkr · 14/09/2011 08:34

I was thinking that cheerful i feeel self rigteous if i have a shower and clean my teeth,and shaved legs are a massive bonus,cant be worrying about the shade of my bum hole too.

MrsCarriePooter · 14/09/2011 08:41

Does it hurt? Bleach + anus sounds painful. How long do you reckon it lasts? Do you think you could use lemon juice and lie on your front in the garden for a more natural sun-kissed look?

Wamster · 14/09/2011 08:43

Lemon juice may seem like the environmentally-friendly option, but what will the neighbours say?!

RedRubyBlue · 14/09/2011 08:46

I am really letting my DP down. He never says anything but I know what he is thinking..............

I just ain't pink in all the right places.

Sad
Milsean · 14/09/2011 08:48

you could also google where Chat is since this isn't an AIBU.