to expect my Dh to be able to wipe his backside properly...

[effingcrossnamechanger]

... so that I don't end up with skid marks on my clean sheets? Yes really.

I watched DH wipe DS's bum the other day - he grabbed a great big wadge of loo roll, gathered it all up all scrunched and used it like that.

Me: Is that how you wipe your own bum??!
DH: Yeah, why??

Needless to say, DH has occasional marks. I untactfully suggested the two things might just be related?

my sis has a sikilar problem with her DH, she says it is cos he is hairy

You must be married to my ex. I've posted about his clinkers before.
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I thought my DH was bad for leaving pubes everywhere...and I mean EVERYWHERE but this is just vile. I had no idea some men were so filthy!!

Pubes aside, I am now very grateful my Dh is so hygienic!

I once went out with a guy that had such bad BO I could smell him as he left the bathroom AFTER A BATH!! I still can't figure out what I was doing with him!

sorry, it's in german but you don't really need the language.

Leave him, kill him, burn the body, divorce the ashes, feed the ashes to a dog, collect the poo, burn the poo, and rub the poo ashes underneath a badger's arm pit.

Then kill the badger, burn the badger, bury it's ashes, build a house on top, knock down the house, burn the rubble, sell the rubble and land, then shove the money into Piers Morgan's nose hole and burn him. Twice.

mousymouse - that is so wrong!

Sweet Jesus... please stop posting, my sides cannot take anymore!

OP - yuk, am truly sorry for your sheet stains...

Donner und Blitzen that video is so wrong. Reassuring for national stereotypers that German men are still poking their ponytails out of the back of their baseball caps.

TiggyD I think that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read on MN.

Mousymouse! That was so funny!

woowoo and parkgate I know where you mean. (quite local to me)

op YADNBU. There are no words.

i remember that episode that turned my stomach showing a close up view of the blokes shitty sweaty arse crack!

You're not with my ExP are you? I used to have to throw his underpants out because there was so much crap on them and, no, he didn't have some kind of legitimate medical problem.

Mousymouse! Hilarious, i'm shaking with laughter!

why can't he waer undies in bed?

I'm crying.

Interestingly enough there is a guide to wiping properly....lifehacker.com/5805108/which-direction-should-i-wipe

Also on how to avoid poo splash! m.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Flifehacker.com%2F5838738%2Fhow-to-eliminate-poop-splash-with-toilet-paper&h=jAQA9HZJs&refid=7&_ft_a=522421562&_ft_tf=136307049798833&_ft_tpi=522421562&_ft_ti=17&_ft_sai=5085647995&_ft_fth=c99dcdd46e025458&_ft_src=1&_ft_time_ft=1315637341&_ft_mf_objid=136307049798833&cb=5

Sorry lifehacker.com/5805108/which-direction-should-i-wipe

No time to read the whole thread but I am getting a bit disturbed be the run of people being disgusted by stuff so easily. Just change the bed and ask your DH (nicely) to wear underwear in bed. Why do you have to tell the world - it's not that big a deal. He's not evil or malicious is he? Get over it.

TiggyD,So funny

mousymouse

How did you manage to find that, what on earth did you search for ?

It sounds like he may have just farted. DH has left a mark on the toilet seat from farting. Fortunately he wears shorts in bed!

TiggyD