to think it's ^onky^ anus anus

[StealthPolarBear]

Ooh anus, I've got one of them. Does that make me Chairman?

god, i only got as far as "and we all will worship pagwatch"

i don't want to join that then!
the woman threw a glass at me !

why does everyone want to worship a woman who obviously has violent tendencies?

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B-b-b-but I was only t-t-t-trying to make a p-p-p-play on LeBof's words.

Offers Mitch largest Krispy in the box and to aid deciphering of legal document.

actually do talk to me, I need to limit the guarantee somehow

can't stand the woman

Are you trying to limit the extent of your liability under the guarantee?

If it's a standard off the shelf tenancy agreement you could make your own alterations and initial them but there's no guarantee (no pun intended) that the landlord will accept the document.

Is there any part of the guarantee that seems particularly unfair or disadvantageous?:

only the possibility hay could be liable for full amount for full term of agreement, which is £12k, have submitted deposit suggesting that acceptance of it signals their agreement to limiting my liability to 1/4 of 1/12

maybe they will take the money and not notice?

hay? meant that - iPad did it

I was excited when I recognised it for what it was (had to dust off unused gdl)

Ha ha ha - thank you for reminding me of willy willy willy woman. I had forgotten.

What did you think was long gone, who's willy willy willy woman, why are we talking about joint and several liability? It's only page one of the new clique and I'm lost already.

am I ever going to find out whether is best to insert a break clause, or just set maximum liability that am happy with?

Do we get goats/llamas/yaks or do we have to bring our own?

Its the extension of each guarantor's liability to all the other tenants in the house, for a whole year, that is the problem. Am sure would want it exactly hay way if I was the landlord, but are the other parents really prepared to guarantee the full amount for the full year for all four students?

Anyway spoke to them and think they will accept the whole new amended agreement

THAT

not hay

we get this crazed party elk bdsm

Onky the elk?

Well i have an Anus, can i join the quiche?

I don't thi k we should penetrate the elk though, unless she sobers up

evening all.

From what you've said, the clause(s) may be unreasonable and may not stand up in a court of law.

Your liability should be limited to 1/4 (£3k?) - i.e limited to the tenant for whom you are acting as guarantor.

evening baby.

I've only been in this quiche 5 mins and already I've been derailed and the secret sign I worked so hard to perfect has changed.

I can't keep my alpaca up any more.

no it wouldn't but am not signing it and waiting to see which guarantor they think has the deepest pockets (it won't be me) if it goes wrong and does end up in court

I want the break clause because there is no way out otherwise, she might have to come home or go into hospital for a while (obviously hope not but it happens) and at the moment only they can terminate the agreement - but if they won't insert one then I want to limit it to one month so from £3k to £250