to think it's ^onky^ anus anus

[StealthPolarBear]

Stealth penetration!

Wagners ring is now an awful x-factor mental image.

yeah mistlethrush, and is full of shit

(would secretly like to be penetrated by an actual polar bear, stealthily or not)

oh okay here's the cake. . I needed it as medicine for the shock and horror of the mental image of xfactor wagners ring. Thanks for that Pag, am now bleaching my minds eye...and it bloody hurts! worth it though.

Wagner always strikes me as the kind of man who talks about his penis in the third person.

Pag - the trouble is that he carries on talking about it... the first five minutes is not too bad, but after 10 you're starting to think that there must be something else in his conversational repertoire. After 20 you're in a nice little daydream with him droaning on... 1hr40 mins later you come round and he's saying exactly the same as he was in the first five minutes.

just be thankful that I didn't manage to find a Goatse-themed fleece coffee

(Zazzle and Cafe do some nice t-shirts BTW)

I got banned from so many places thanks to my compulsion to share goatse with the world

the Internet was so much more exciting in those days

I shall try to find a more up-to-date arse meme

I'm going to join, then shall forget and wonder what you're all on about in a few months. I'm sure I was on the first nobdie and wolef threads, now I haven't a clue who or what they are.

Just googled goatse and am reaching for the bleach again... I thought you meant a typo goat on the fleece, instead of a typo wolef... am and

ahem yes I am very glad, VLGravitas. I will not be wearing such items, oh no. I'll go back to the cake and play doh I think

Is a goatse not one of those little beard things the rather lovely Johnny Depp has been sporting lately? Or is that a goatee . If I google Johnny Depp goatse will the outcome be good or bad?

Shall I get the bleach ready for you just in case?

Bad! Don't do it!

No, really, DON'T DO IT!

back from school run, I haven't googled . . . yet, but I know I'm just putting off the inevitable, curiosity will get the better of me!

Oh god, I googled, will I ever learn?

is it still out there? thought it was long gone

I say willy, willy, willy to your quiches!

May I penetrate your clique please?

Please don't talk about joint and several liability, have had enough of daughter's tenancy agreement already and we still haven't signed and she is supposed to move in today/tomorrow.

I am not googling anything on here ever again.
There is too much information out there.