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113 replies

StealthPolarBear · 08/09/2011 12:18

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IgnoringTheChildren · 08/09/2011 14:10

Stealth penetration! Shock

Pagwatch · 08/09/2011 14:10

Wagners ring is now an awful x-factor mental image.

MitchiestInge · 08/09/2011 14:10

yeah mistlethrush, and is full of shit

MitchiestInge · 08/09/2011 14:12

(would secretly like to be penetrated by an actual polar bear, stealthily or not)

CoffeeRevel · 08/09/2011 14:14

oh okay here's the cake. . I needed it as medicine for the shock and horror of the mental image of xfactor wagners ring. Thanks for that Pag, am now bleaching my minds eye...and it bloody hurts! worth it though.

Pagwatch · 08/09/2011 14:17

Wagner always strikes me as the kind of man who talks about his penis in the third person.

mistlethrush · 08/09/2011 14:19

Pag - the trouble is that he carries on talking about it... the first five minutes is not too bad, but after 10 you're starting to think that there must be something else in his conversational repertoire. After 20 you're in a nice little daydream with him droaning on... 1hr40 mins later you come round and he's saying exactly the same as he was in the first five minutes.

VeryLittleGravitas · 08/09/2011 14:20

just be thankful that I didn't manage to find a Goatse-themed fleece coffee

(Zazzle and Cafe do some nice t-shirts BTW)

MitchiestInge · 08/09/2011 14:22

I got banned from so many places thanks to my compulsion to share goatse with the world

the Internet was so much more exciting in those days

VeryLittleGravitas · 08/09/2011 14:25

I shall try to find a more up-to-date arse meme

AWimbaWay · 08/09/2011 14:28

I'm going to join, then shall forget and wonder what you're all on about in a few months. I'm sure I was on the first nobdie and wolef threads, now I haven't a clue who or what they are.

CoffeeRevel · 08/09/2011 14:29

Just googled goatse and am reaching for the bleach again... I thought you meant a typo goat on the fleece, instead of a typo wolef... am Blush and Shock

ahem yes I am very glad, VLGravitas. I will not be wearing such items, oh no. I'll go back to the cake and play doh I think

IgnoringTheChildren · 08/09/2011 14:42
Grin Shock
AWimbaWay · 08/09/2011 14:47

Is a goatse not one of those little beard things the rather lovely Johnny Depp has been sporting lately? Or is that a goatee Confused. If I google Johnny Depp goatse will the outcome be good or bad?

mistlethrush · 08/09/2011 14:52

Shall I get the bleach ready for you just in case?

IgnoringTheChildren · 08/09/2011 14:54

Bad! Don't do it!

allhailtheaubergine · 08/09/2011 15:00
CoffeeRevel · 08/09/2011 15:01

No, really, DON'T DO IT!

AWimbaWay · 08/09/2011 15:55

back from school run, I haven't googled . . . yet, but I know I'm just putting off the inevitable, curiosity will get the better of me!

WhereTheWildThingsWere · 08/09/2011 16:23

Oh god, I googled, will I ever learn?

MitchiestInge · 08/09/2011 16:27

is it still out there? thought it was long gone

pippilongsmurfing · 08/09/2011 16:28

I say willy, willy, willy to your quiches!

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 08/09/2011 16:49

May I penetrate your clique please?

MitchiestInge · 08/09/2011 16:54

Please don't talk about joint and several liability, have had enough of daughter's tenancy agreement already and we still haven't signed and she is supposed to move in today/tomorrow.

Pagwatch · 08/09/2011 16:57

I am not googling anything on here ever again.
There is too much information out there.

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