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to think it's ^onky^ anus anus

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StealthPolarBear · 08/09/2011 12:18

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Pagwatch · 08/09/2011 13:32

Ooooh. onky anus anus is me.
I did a little wee!

A thread to recognise my shit spellingness and stuff.

CoffeeRevel · 08/09/2011 13:33

quiches? I loves quiches.... do I have to wear any icky er, lovely fleeces?

Pagwatch · 08/09/2011 13:34

Stealth. The cheque is in the post.

VeryLittleGravitas · 08/09/2011 13:34

Only Goatse themed ones Coffee

MitchiestInge · 08/09/2011 13:35

goodie

have been waiting years for an anogenital clique here

Nagoo · 08/09/2011 13:36

Goat fleeces? That's a niche quiche.

GinSlinger · 08/09/2011 13:40

oh anuses. Don't mind if I do.

Pagwatch · 08/09/2011 13:40

I think anus anus is a little niche.

Maybe I will bump this thread on Friday.
It may go off topic but I bet the numbers will go up.

We are quite a quiet clique really. I may have to go and get the cardigans.

CoffeeRevel · 08/09/2011 13:44

I am only quiet cos I'm still making my model of you pag.. you don't mind if its made of DSs ancient old playdoh do you? Its only 3/4s full of grot, 1/4 of it is still fine....

StrandedBear · 08/09/2011 13:46

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Pagwatch · 08/09/2011 13:51

Play doh is fine.
Could you make my arse a little smaller?
Thanks awfully.

Would anyone like some Battenberg?

CoffeeRevel · 08/09/2011 13:54

mmm yes please, I just made some coffee too, want some? The arse on this model won't get any smaller, the play doh is too hard. Never mind, just have to end up with a lumpy butt like mine

IgnoringTheChildren · 08/09/2011 13:58

Posting to find out if you really can just join a clique on MN. Wink

I have some new Play Doh that isn't hard or lumpy at all...

nenevomito · 08/09/2011 14:01

Yup, I have space in my diary to pencil a little quichyness in.

Do we have a secret handshake or will just making the sign of the donkeybum do?

Grin
MitchiestInge · 08/09/2011 14:02

I don't think you just join a clique like this, you have to penetrate them by stealth

(is it Friday?)

CoffeeRevel · 08/09/2011 14:02

ooh ok, lets share. I'll give you some of this lumpy stuff, and you give me some of that new stuff. You're not getting any of this battenburg thoughWink

Grin
CoffeeRevel · 08/09/2011 14:04

um, what is the sign of the donkeybum?[shocked]

nenevomito · 08/09/2011 14:05

Right I think I've got it now!

nenevomito · 08/09/2011 14:06

donkeybum.

That was my attempt to sanitise the "onky anus"

MitchiestInge · 08/09/2011 14:06

yeah, it's like Wagner's Ring isn't it

mistlethrush · 08/09/2011 14:08

Very nearly said hello to Pag elsewhere this morning... but this looks nicer... I'm all for quiches.

VeryLittleGravitas · 08/09/2011 14:08

Yet another thread descends into zoophilia...

There's duckrape on t'other quiche thread at the mo.

MitchiestInge · 08/09/2011 14:08

penetrating Wagner's Ring for reference

mistlethrush · 08/09/2011 14:08

Mitchyist... what - goes on for ever?

nenevomito · 08/09/2011 14:09

Don't worry, I'm just making it up as I go along.

I'm sure stealth will explain in a bit.

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