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to think it's ^onky^ anus anus

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StealthPolarBear · 08/09/2011 12:18

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Filibear · 08/09/2011 12:19

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HairyBeaver · 08/09/2011 12:19

Where do I sign up? Grin

AuntieMonica · 08/09/2011 12:19

i'm not going in any more quiches until you explain the bloody thread title Confused

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ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs · 08/09/2011 12:20

Not sure, I am already in one I don't know if I can spare the time.
One of my cats has a honking anus. He is producing the most foul smelling flatus and every time I push him off the sofa he gets back on [possibly pushing the wrong one off] Hmm

StealthPolarBear · 08/09/2011 12:21

Unfortunately for you all we will be known as the "onky anus anus" clique - not the most flattering of titles.
And we worship pagwatch, btw. Just so you all know

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ShirleyKnotFrotGrot · 08/09/2011 12:21
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StealthPolarBear · 08/09/2011 12:22

AuntieM, you're out. If you loved pag as much as the rest of us did you'd know what the title was about Angry
Never sully my threads again.

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Fo0ffyShmooffer · 08/09/2011 12:23

Count me in.

As long as i don't have to post very often. or be funny. or interact. or anything.

HairyBeaver · 08/09/2011 12:23
StealthPolarBear · 08/09/2011 12:23

as long as you clean your lifesizd pag model daily, you're in

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bitchtwat · 08/09/2011 12:26

So how does one qualify for onkyness?

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StealthPolarBear · 08/09/2011 12:27

pag has knobbly knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of her nose

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WhereTheWildThingsWere · 08/09/2011 12:31

I love pag, I have several pag worshiping names from eons ago.

Am not really a joiner though......

StealthPolarBear · 08/09/2011 12:31

MPC I am not clicking on your link BTW. I will do it later...

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StealthPolarBear · 08/09/2011 12:32

OK explain anus anus
As amusingly as she did it.

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StealthPolarBear · 08/09/2011 12:36

go on then - and since people mix us up :o

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Fo0ffyShmooffer · 08/09/2011 12:40

< me>

LeBOF · 08/09/2011 12:43

I shouldn't really, as I'm poison to quiches. Every time I'm rude to someone, the rest get held jointly and severally liable, and the rest of MN hates them. Just warning you.

VeryLittleGravitas · 08/09/2011 13:29

You're conjugating Latin verbs, innit?

Ano, anus, anat an' all that...

Either that or it's a new perfume from Carachel...