To hate the cliquey vomit-inducing threads on MN?

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Because they put me right off the whole of MN .

Maybe it's because I don't generally use MN for 'chatting'; more for getting advice and opinions on parenting issues, health issues, etc (have namechanged btw as am a longstanding and cowardly MNer). But I do click on 'most active' when I come on here to see what's going on, and the clique arse-kissing and 'in' jokes between some MNers make me cringe and really put me off the site. It's like the school playground mum cliques but worse - because at least there the people really do know each other.

And yes I know threads about a thread are against MN rules blah blah but I wanted to moan about and am happy to be slated for doing so - so there

I just think some MNers should get over themselves and go off and start a new 'love-in' site somewhere else. The End.

I wore my briefs on my head last night and woke up this morning with luffly curly hair

LeQueen

Sorry Rock. I got my tenses muddled.

I'm sure I felt something in my ear........ kind of like a seductive tooth pick.

Honeydragon were you gasping though? I've got beliefs in my hair. I look dandy. Really dandy indeed.

Hully that works for me too.

Hope so LeQueen.
I wore knickers on my minge last night and by a huge coincidence I also woke up with luffly curly minge hair!

A duck walks into a pharmacy, waddles up to the counter
and rings the bell.

The pharmacist appears and asks, "Can I help
you?"

The duck replies, "Yes, I would like a box of condoms please".

"Why certainly," says the pharmacist, "Will that be cash or would
you like me to put it on your bill?"

The duck says , "What kind of
duck do you think I am!"

arf at seductive toothpick

I'm in the nobdies Hully - a fine group of Mumsnetters who keep themselves very much to themselves ( most of them do anyway ) -

Rhubarb0 were they nylon?

Is it wrong to dress ducks up? I've dressed all the ducks in the local park as seagulls and rats. They look great. Much better.

If I disagree with the general herd there are one or two regulars who always turn up to snurk me too. I consider it an honour that they are willing to go through some effort to try and wind me up.

Trouble is my key broke aaaages ago. I was wound up too tightly one day and it just snapped off. So now I run around in circles all day unable to stop except for when it's ducky time.

BTW isn't beertrickspotter weird? Going on about milk magnesium which is completely irrelevant to the OP. Freak.

Bitchtwat Snort.

Auntie Monica it's not the ducks you should be concerned about

WARNING: DO NOT OPEN LINK IN WORKPLACE/NEAR SMALL PEOPLE WHO CAN TELL ON YOU

I hear you exotic. For me, I can pretty much guarantee the same people will arrive and snark on my threads. It's quite amusing, I could play a version of Bingo with it, I'm sure...

If you had posted your comments on HE, in a place where it was noticed LeQueen I know exactly who would have come out on the defensive!

I haven't read this thread from the beginning- but even if I had read it all I can't say I could follow it-however it isn't something that bothers me! You can go elsewhere.

LeQ - you couldn't join any cliques cos you'd forget who was in it and insult them all terribly

LeQueen has elephant's breath.