To hate the cliquey vomit-inducing threads on MN?

[HamsterzBollox]

Because they put me right off the whole of MN .

Maybe it's because I don't generally use MN for 'chatting'; more for getting advice and opinions on parenting issues, health issues, etc (have namechanged btw as am a longstanding and cowardly MNer). But I do click on 'most active' when I come on here to see what's going on, and the clique arse-kissing and 'in' jokes between some MNers make me cringe and really put me off the site. It's like the school playground mum cliques but worse - because at least there the people really do know each other.

And yes I know threads about a thread are against MN rules blah blah but I wanted to moan about and am happy to be slated for doing so - so there

I just think some MNers should get over themselves and go off and start a new 'love-in' site somewhere else. The End.

are you people still all frottaging about on here? you know there's another thread like this one where somoeone has expressed a desire to be penetrated by a polar bear ? perhaps a thread merge is in order?

cliques? quiches? farkin' fetish clubs, more like...

off you go, then...

I still don't know who any of you are?
Have I gatecrashed your quiche?

If you fuck a duck with a duck sausage is that cannibalism?

It's either peverted or you're Heston Blumenthal.

Do feminists fuck ducks? Should we ask them?

RhubarbO - I hate to be the one who breaks this to you - but this is an anonymous forum - no one knows who anyone is.

So Hully - what's your quiche record hm? i'm currently in THREE

Beat that Biatch.

(it might actually just be two as I actually had to ask what happened to IPOAT)

TSC, what's the point in you posting that? Don't fucking read it then.

i'm in at least 2 quiches

I actually posted uninvited on the wolef thread. As far as I remember they didn't devour me tell me to piss off, in fact someone actually talked to me.....

Oh thank fuck for that!

I fucked a quiche once. Made it pregnant. Does that make me a man?

An hour til I find out if I can be a placard wielding harpie!

We were eyeing you up for snacks, Rusty :o

Abs - define "in"

One post?

Several exchanges?

hmm?

TSC the pubic one?

AbsDuWolef , I said ' I'd be frothing at the vagina if I had one'

RIGHT

Everyone bend the fuck over NOW.

TheSecondComing means that she loves me and likes to kiss my arse daily (note the English spelling as we are in England and not America) BooYah!