To hate the cliquey vomit-inducing threads on MN?

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Because they put me right off the whole of MN .

Maybe it's because I don't generally use MN for 'chatting'; more for getting advice and opinions on parenting issues, health issues, etc (have namechanged btw as am a longstanding and cowardly MNer). But I do click on 'most active' when I come on here to see what's going on, and the clique arse-kissing and 'in' jokes between some MNers make me cringe and really put me off the site. It's like the school playground mum cliques but worse - because at least there the people really do know each other.

And yes I know threads about a thread are against MN rules blah blah but I wanted to moan about and am happy to be slated for doing so - so there

I just think some MNers should get over themselves and go off and start a new 'love-in' site somewhere else. The End.

hassled god people can be sooo annoying with their inane chatter. Then they expect ypou to remember what they were on about. As if you gave a shit the first time.

Well reeling, I have to say, no. No I don't. I'm not sure why. It just seems a bit wrong......

I get that too Hassled.
Or my clique get all too clever for me with their historical references.
I go away for a few days and go "hey everyone - how are things?" and undo my corset and I fit right back in.

*LeQueen8 you can't get Milk of Magnesia anymore. Just grind up chalk and add milk. Same thing.

Disclaimer: I'm not an actual doctor or even related to a chemist.

If you put Alka Seltzer in a piece of bread and throw it to the seagulls, they explode in mid air.

[Disclaimer: Do not try this if you think I am talking out of my duck's arse and nothing will happen. It will. They explode]

Anyway the eggs get in the way of a good duck fuck.

bitchtwat is....a duck fucker.

To the tune of..

TuftyFinch - I admire both your grasp and your brevity.

Your tip is one I shall file away for a rainy day when I shall take it out and gaze at it, wonderingly and secretively.

Psycho ducks are the ducks that go in bill first ....

Anyway, I haven't been a duck for a while now. I was a cunt. So nerr.

ok so my mum didn';t spit and wipe my arse, just to be clear.
Even though it was the 70's.

We had ducks in the bell tower once.

Bill first!

I'm with you hassled - Most of Mumsnet washes over me these days ( thankfully I must add ) but having said that I do flit in and out of a lovely clique - I haven't got the stamina to post on it daily ( or even weekly ) but it's kinda nice to drop in once a month and say hi.

Hullygully I am well known for gasping and being brief. If you write the tip using calligraphy it is so much more satisfying when looking at it. No, really, it is.

wot's your clique, carmina?

Bitchtwat? Was? Or Are? Hmmmmmm.

I of course meant grasping. Gasping makes no bloody sense at all in that sentence.

Now, I must get my children off my head and go into the shopping places. Maybe I'll get Alka Selzer. Maybe I won't. I might get some apples. We'll just have to see.

You know those Hook-a-Duck things at fairgrounds? Well I always thought that was way too easy. You hook it, look at it's arse and then choose a prize.

Now if they had a Fuck-A-Duck stall .....

unless you gasp in your briefs? that works for me.

I must be think-I haven't noticed it. I know there are certain threads where if I say what I think the usual posters will come out and tell me why I am am wrong. I could guess in advance who they would be-so I suppose it could be called a clique.

Oh, I see the thred moved on AGES AGO and my prissy post makes me look like a particularly square Brown Owl trying to restore some sensibility into a gaggle of hormonal girl guides, giggling about ducks and ear sex.

Well none of you can fuck MY ear. Unless you want to catch ear AIDS. My eye AIDS has now spread to my ear, y' see?

Feeding ducks Alka Seltzer whilst shagging them gives one hell of an orgasm I can tell you! Proper psycho duck stuff that is!