To hate the cliquey vomit-inducing threads on MN?

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Because they put me right off the whole of MN .

Maybe it's because I don't generally use MN for 'chatting'; more for getting advice and opinions on parenting issues, health issues, etc (have namechanged btw as am a longstanding and cowardly MNer). But I do click on 'most active' when I come on here to see what's going on, and the clique arse-kissing and 'in' jokes between some MNers make me cringe and really put me off the site. It's like the school playground mum cliques but worse - because at least there the people really do know each other.

And yes I know threads about a thread are against MN rules blah blah but I wanted to moan about and am happy to be slated for doing so - so there

I just think some MNers should get over themselves and go off and start a new 'love-in' site somewhere else. The End.

OP we only want to help you dear..

come on OP let us help you ...

Has anyone seen my vagimuff? It slipped out somewhere when all the happy fanny slapping was happening.

LeQueen - you ok duck?
Hully Hully Hully. You should know better than to bring all that up again you stirrer!

Now cock off the lot of you!

so what if the pram huns what their own group or the chicken keepers.

it's normal to have a few in jokes when you've know people, even on here, for a few years

op are you one of those types that never makes an effort at the school gates, then accuses everyone of being in a clique

Wtf is a sex towel? Is it a hastily discarded nippy up think like a sank mitt for two? Or something else entirely?

If MrQ wipes himself off on a towel and chucks it on the floor I will be vairy disappontified.

Me? Me?

Who said "fun gals"? Hmm? Hmm?

Cracking muff, Rhubarb! Sorry, thought it was an earmuff.

Them druids frotted those old stones. fact

You're all cunts.

Especially Bitchtwat but I think she knows that anyway.

That is all.

i think sank mitt is want mitt? i had a dream about a double wank mitt last night - true story.

Hully - bloody wish it was on a ride. Then I could say he'd taken me into oblivion.

Instead it was behind a rather weedy hedge. Which pretty much sums it up anyway. Le sigh.

Hully I cannot believe you just mentioned that again!

I think there should be a group for duckfuckers. I demand that MNHQ give us duckfuckers our very own group! We have rights you know!

"Is it a hastily discarded nippy up think like a sank mitt for two"

best sentence of the day

As a 'mostly lurking' type, I like the quiche threads. They make me laugh.

I use MN as a distraction from RL and I want to be amused. Sometimes mocking people's ridiculous shoe choices offering helpful foot-wear suggestions on S&B isn't enough.

were the queues so very long, choclatey?

Fanny slapping is making me uncomfortable in a Margot way.

my fanny hasnt been slapped in a while ive a feeling it'd take offence to it.

We can entwine yours with flowers Paggy, so much more you.

Ha haha my phone posted before I could go back and undo the autocorrect