To hate the cliquey vomit-inducing threads on MN?

[HamsterzBollox]

Because they put me right off the whole of MN .

Maybe it's because I don't generally use MN for 'chatting'; more for getting advice and opinions on parenting issues, health issues, etc (have namechanged btw as am a longstanding and cowardly MNer). But I do click on 'most active' when I come on here to see what's going on, and the clique arse-kissing and 'in' jokes between some MNers make me cringe and really put me off the site. It's like the school playground mum cliques but worse - because at least there the people really do know each other.

And yes I know threads about a thread are against MN rules blah blah but I wanted to moan about and am happy to be slated for doing so - so there

I just think some MNers should get over themselves and go off and start a new 'love-in' site somewhere else. The End.

Honestly.

I leave you alone for half an hour to slave over a casserole and it's all fanny-slaps and turkey duvets.

Continue

Oh and Pag I'm good at namechangers just ask

Nippy up = wipey up

Sank= wank

Bloody apple, let's you say cunt but wanks a no no

Or you could do both. Have your fanny slapped whilst fucking a duck?

I hope none of this comes up under a search for my name btw.
Aargh! MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED!
I never posted any of this! It was Hully - she did it!

And think was thingy

Bloody apple, let's you say cunt but wanks a no no

another fine sentence

Your apple wanks no-nos? Do they object? My apple just sits in the fruit bowl glaring at me with it's vitamin C eyes.

Hully's still away at the moment. This is her nemesis, she stupidly left me a key.

Well fuck you Rock. And yo mama. Innit. Beeeatch.

Word.

Agree 100% with you OP. In fact i don't even bother reading those threads
as they remind me of the school playground.
BTW i haven't read the whole thread.

Wanks a No No sounds like an 80s pop group

You might not have a fungal fanny. It might have a ph imbalance from the sarsons's you've been sprinkling on your muff.

Just saying.

Hully's seriously multi tasking today, what with her self flagellation after her strict telling off....

Hamster, I have only read your op.

No time for mm now that I am back in the uk, and
Trying to settle.

But you are right.

But it is also bit sad to read your last sentence . That you don't want them here, and that they should just leave.

P'raps it's some shake and bake.

No street talk please Bitchtwat - LeQueen is in residence.

Apple they have auto correct. When on my phone I have to go back and edit as it has a tendency to replace perfectly good words with ones it thinks are better. This leads to other Mnetters thinking I am pissed at 10am, when I am really just mnetting on the bus.

I tried to disable the autocorrect but it keeps coming back

I'll be back on the real computer again soon. Then hopefully make more sense.