To hate the cliquey vomit-inducing threads on MN?

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Because they put me right off the whole of MN .

Maybe it's because I don't generally use MN for 'chatting'; more for getting advice and opinions on parenting issues, health issues, etc (have namechanged btw as am a longstanding and cowardly MNer). But I do click on 'most active' when I come on here to see what's going on, and the clique arse-kissing and 'in' jokes between some MNers make me cringe and really put me off the site. It's like the school playground mum cliques but worse - because at least there the people really do know each other.

And yes I know threads about a thread are against MN rules blah blah but I wanted to moan about and am happy to be slated for doing so - so there

I just think some MNers should get over themselves and go off and start a new 'love-in' site somewhere else. The End.

LeQ...have you been off shagging ducks at Stonehenge?

Hully I am the henge in Stonehenge.

Only read the first page and last page on iPhone app, but my twopenneth as a quite new member:

1. yeah, there are cliquey threads that mean nothing to me. I don't read them, but I'm sure that if I did and if I had something to contribute that deserved reaction I'd get one, not sent e-burning-torches for not belonging. People make friends. People have in jokes. I'd like to be part of that, but I can't be until I post more prolifically anyway.

2. I've not had sex at Stonehenge, but now I am thinking about it. Did it at Alton towers once, but that's best forgotten.

Tis better than the ear shagging, Sjupes.

Oh come on, let's all have a bit of fun gals!
My mingle might be mouldie but it's still got a bit of life left in it for the odd duck fuck!

Ooo Alton Towers, choclatey? Was it on a ride?

I've done it in the Louvre

I thought sarsens was vinegar.

Does vinegar come from Stonehenge?

we are at ear shagging - bad
duck fucking - bad
stone henge shagging - ok
fanny slapping - brilliant?

bang upto date me

Vinegar was originally brewed at stone henge. strange but true fact.

The OP's probably having a valium and a lie-down and wondering why she bothered

wtf are you crying for Le Queen?

The Druids got pickled then.

She just wants a little light fanny slapping and a nip of vinegar. she'll be right as rain

And then fucked all the local ducks.

As long as no one mentions the zombies.....