To hate the cliquey vomit-inducing threads on MN?

[HamsterzBollox]

Because they put me right off the whole of MN .

Maybe it's because I don't generally use MN for 'chatting'; more for getting advice and opinions on parenting issues, health issues, etc (have namechanged btw as am a longstanding and cowardly MNer). But I do click on 'most active' when I come on here to see what's going on, and the clique arse-kissing and 'in' jokes between some MNers make me cringe and really put me off the site. It's like the school playground mum cliques but worse - because at least there the people really do know each other.

And yes I know threads about a thread are against MN rules blah blah but I wanted to moan about and am happy to be slated for doing so - so there

I just think some MNers should get over themselves and go off and start a new 'love-in' site somewhere else. The End.

Swans are fuckers.

Yes but only for reproductive purposes Pag.

As are geese. Rheas are also a bit evil. And nothing is a sinister as a prowling turkey.

They're all right stuffed in a duvet

swans i mean

dunno about turkey duvets

oooooh do you think he'll have cleared up all the crap under the bed to fit?

There's nowt wrong with ducks. Just don't get on the wrong side of them.

No Le Queen , I had been pondering whether or not there had been a MoldiesII.

Well slap my fanny and call it angelmuff - I DO know some of you! Oh yes, I've got my beady red eye on some of yooooou.

my hand is covered in feathers now

i know of at least one person who's had a shag at Stone Henge

OMG - Gin you are so obsessed! Let it go girl!

Tch!

I know someone who had a shag once.

Who are you Gin?

I shagged the whole of stonehenge for a dare

Just to let all the fanny slappers know that I haven't washed in years. I like the natural look. Very important for growing fungus and fucking ducks.

AHHHGGGHHH DON'T MENTION FUNGUS

i don't know, leQueen

i wasn't there, me duck

I ashroomed you'd realise I was wearing gloves?