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AIBU to want to masturbate to

45 replies

GotArt · 02/09/2011 06:09

Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man. Or is this just 3 month postpartum horny hormones. I mean seriously, where did it come from. I just wanted to watch the movie and now this! DH isn't due home from work for at least an hour.

OP posts:
needsanswers · 02/09/2011 06:43

LMFAO that is classic :) do what you need to do lol

Sn0wflake · 02/09/2011 07:09

God it's a bit early for this isn't it? I'm trying to eat my muesli.

catgirl1976 · 02/09/2011 07:10

Get it out of your system GotArt

babybarrister · 02/09/2011 07:14

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MadFerret · 02/09/2011 07:15

If your husband looks like Robert Downey JR, then wait for him, if not, then you know what you have to do....

I have just finnished my all bran and youghurt, though. Your dh on a night shift?

HairyGrotter · 02/09/2011 07:29

Make sure you wash your hands before brekkie. Flick away

Animation · 02/09/2011 07:34

Yeah - I'm eating marmite on toast! Confused

Sofabitch · 02/09/2011 07:35

Yabu if the baby is watching

Otherwise go for it

youarekidding · 02/09/2011 07:53
Grin

They say listen to your body and do what it's telling you!

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 02/09/2011 07:56

I knew I'd regret clicking on this thread....

MorelliOrRanger · 02/09/2011 08:09

PMSL - YANBU to want to as he's fit in that movie, but YABU to start a post about it before 8am Grin

porcamiseria · 02/09/2011 08:51

eewwwwwwwww, wait till you are 6 months PG....

TaudrieTattoo · 02/09/2011 08:56

This is hilarious!

I was wondering what the first post was going to be...

...to music?
...to the rhythm of the washing machine?
...to within an inch of my life?

But no, it was Robert Downey Jr!

Fill your boots, lassie!

spookshowangellovesit · 02/09/2011 08:58

haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa, felling this horny is a blessing that must be enjoyed. so enjoy away with robert or who ever else happens to cross your mind whilst you contemplate......

nenevomito · 02/09/2011 08:59

.....Although possibly not as bit a Grin as the OP.

WickedWitchofExpandingGirth · 02/09/2011 09:00

The delectable Robert Downey Jr is more likely to have that effect on women, than washing machines.....

TaudrieTattoo · 02/09/2011 09:02

Oh I dunno, I get along quite well with mine when it's on a fast spin...

NevermindtheNargles · 02/09/2011 09:20

Maybe that's why I'm so uptight, I don't do enough washing.

NevermindtheNargles · 02/09/2011 09:20

Maybe that's why I'm so uptight, I don't do enough washing.

Original poster
GotArt · 02/09/2011 18:37

Grin My apologies for 'its too early in the morning for that' topic... it was around 10pm for me. lol

Delectable indeed he is.

I have a washer dryer stacked combo and its tucked into its own closet so there's no sittin' on it.

All I can say is the Orgasm is back! Thank you Robert! Grin

OP posts:
cyb · 02/09/2011 19:07

He is delectable

But unfortunately is expecting a baby with his wfe

So the chances of him becoming Mr Liberty are slim to say the least

Original poster
GotArt · 02/09/2011 19:14

Oh, just realized that my thanking Robert may put DH in a bad light. Wink Its not DH, its me. Grin

Somehow knowing he is going to be a Dad makes him even more yummy. OH god, I think he is my next celebrity crush. lol

OP posts:
MrsRobertDuvall · 02/09/2011 20:11

As long as it's the only Robert you are thinking of.
Mine is out of bounds.

cyb · 02/09/2011 21:17

Oh I dont think you'll have to fight anyone off dead

Whatmeworry · 02/09/2011 21:20

There's something about him but I quite put my finger on it :o

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