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45 replies

GotArt · 02/09/2011 06:09

Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man. Or is this just 3 month postpartum horny hormones. I mean seriously, where did it come from. I just wanted to watch the movie and now this! DH isn't due home from work for at least an hour.

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Whatmeworry · 02/09/2011 21:21

*Can't Quite...

YellowWallpaper · 02/09/2011 21:22

YANBU but TMI

PamBeesly · 02/09/2011 21:23

GotArt Grin there is something about RDJ in that film....

Flowerista · 02/09/2011 21:30

FFS don't watch Sherlock Holmes you'll be taken off!

pissovski · 02/09/2011 22:44

RDJ is seriously gorgeous! Celeb crush since i was about 14!

ChippingIn · 02/09/2011 22:48
MrsRobertDuvall · 03/09/2011 08:44

Don't diss my man cyb, or it will be a gunfight at PV.Wink

MrsRobertDuvall · 03/09/2011 08:44

That was bunfight.

theancientmarinator · 03/09/2011 09:10

When I was preg with DC2 I had a recurring and very horny dream about the mongol hordes from Night At The Museum. DH thought this was hilarious and still nudges me whenever DC1 watches the DVD Wink

GotArt · 03/09/2011 14:56

I think what makes him so damn attractive in this movie is that he is smart, good looking, charming, funny... and really buff. Kinda checks all the marks on dreamboat man. Grin

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GotArt · 03/09/2011 14:56

theancient The hordes! Grin Busy woman. Wink

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Al0uiseG · 03/09/2011 16:01

You're ovulating!

leftblank · 03/09/2011 16:45

He was why I watched Ally Macbeal. He was gorgeous.

carpwidow · 03/09/2011 16:52

I had a bum sex dream with Simon Cowell - so glad he's gone from the X factor now!

leftblank · 03/09/2011 16:57

My mum had a sex dream about Simon Cowell. Hope it wasn't bum sex :(

Mum?

PamBeesly · 03/09/2011 17:03

carpwidow Blush so specific in your dreaming Grin

carpwidow · 03/09/2011 17:07

oh god leftblank! So your mum was the other woman!!?? Did I mention there were three of us Grin?

GotArt · 03/09/2011 21:58

Isn't Simon back on the X-Factor? His teeth are pretty flashy. lol

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theancientmarinator · 03/09/2011 22:36

GotArt it was one of those slightly messy dreams so some of them may only have been extras rather than star performers... it was all a bit of a blur. Wink

GotArt · 05/09/2011 00:29

Got it. Wink

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