to invite a good flaming?

[MardyBra]

Everyone is moaning that MN is boring at the moment.

So go on. Post your best insults here.

Mardy - Definitely include the Audi Twattro. How about:

Fiat Cunto

Honda Jazz-Mag

Hyundai Gitz

Seat Arsa

Subaru Legover

Porsche IHaveAKnobOfMicroscopicProportionsAndThereforeNeedACompensatoryVehicleToVainlySuggestOtherwise

I just got Cunt Bunny from that link, I shall now use this as my go to insult.

Inspired.

I must go and do some work. So flame me big time if you see me on MN for at least the next two hours.

TalcAndTurnips You missed out the Vulva 440 - a classy ride, and just look at its NCAP safety rating.

Previously - how could I have overlooked the trusty old Vulva?

She's sometimes a bit sluggish to get going in the mornings, but regular sevicing will ensure she gives years of reliable pleasure. Comfortable and well-upholstered, the Vulva is sure to please whoever gets inside.

TalcAndTurnips Ahhh, so you know the reliable old Vulva 440. I suppose trading up to the V70 is out of the question now that my old banger requires a full service and MOT, tho' road the tax is exempt on such a classic.

No, I'm afraid I was talking in puerile and childish euphemisms about fanjoes

Is fanjoes the correct plural for fanjo? Or should it be fanjos? Sounds a bit Mexican.

TalcAndTurnips I was talking fanny tuck...

Can't help you with the plural question...I only have the one Fanjo.

But a bit of Tequila never hurt nobody

A fanny tuck??

What do you tuck it into? Is the V70 some sort of super-fanny that we should all be aspiring to?

it's fanjii, isn't it? I'm sure of it

TalcAndTurnips Ok, so Fanjo hanging on in there, just, but thinking that farting when I cough is wrong. General relaxation down there was not on the agenda at Ante-natal. I feel misled on the whole Fanjo birth agenda.

And, back to OP, best insult I ever heard was...'You've got a face like a Halloween cake'.