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to invite a good flaming?

113 replies

MardyBra · 31/08/2011 11:18

Everyone is moaning that MN is boring at the moment.

So go on. Post your best insults here.

OP posts:
RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 31/08/2011 12:00

No, YANBU, you're a grade a cunt at the best of times.

HTH

Secrecy · 31/08/2011 12:00

I will happily join in any flaming. It's flippin' FREEZING over here!

Mandy2003 · 31/08/2011 12:00

You smell of puppies.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 31/08/2011 12:00

Cunting arsehole phone

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 31/08/2011 12:00

Cunting arsehole phone

MardyBra · 31/08/2011 12:00

Mandy. Love the user name.

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Greensleeves · 31/08/2011 12:01

why are there so many double posts? Can't people be more fucking careful? It's not that hard to click a button, once Hmm

Secrecy · 31/08/2011 12:01

Because it's so COLD you're finger trembles on the button!

Mandy2003 · 31/08/2011 12:02

Don't you go telling me why my finger trembles!

Secrecy · 31/08/2011 12:03

Oooh Mandy! It's far too cold for any of that!!

NevermindtheNargles · 31/08/2011 12:04

It's the stupid fucking phone.

Bastard pants blackberry.

NevermindtheNargles · 31/08/2011 12:04

It's the stupid fucking phone.

Bastard pants blackberry.

Greensleeves · 31/08/2011 12:04

put a jumper on fgs

bad enough having to read your inane drivel once, never mind twice

MardyBra · 31/08/2011 12:05

Oi. What's with the "It's cold" thread hijacking business.

OP posts:
Secrecy · 31/08/2011 12:05

Jumpers don't go over fingers.

And typing doesn't work with gloves.

Mandy2003 · 31/08/2011 12:06

[confrontational] Who you telling it's cold? Who? I am finding it quite temperate thank you!

Secrecy · 31/08/2011 12:06

Mardy - well it flaming is!!!

There, is that a tenuous link?

Secrecy · 31/08/2011 12:07

I don't need anyone to tell me it's cold.

'Cos I am the intelligence, see?

karlmarxthespot · 31/08/2011 12:07

And when you get there fuck off some more

Mandy2003 · 31/08/2011 12:08

We, thank you, are gathered around the Xbox and it's quite warm. I also have the front door open.

Anyway, back to the insults.

Bum!

TalcAndTurnips · 31/08/2011 12:08

MardyBra you are nothing but a contemptable imbecile - a street mountebank who trades in the misery and degredation of her hapless prey.

I challenge you to a duel!

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 31/08/2011 12:08

Cunting crackberry innit.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 31/08/2011 12:08

Cunting crackberry innit.

Mandy2003 · 31/08/2011 12:09

I wee on your lavender glove. (said with comic French accent)

GinSlinger · 31/08/2011 12:09

You've got a massive sense of entitlement

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