to invite a good flaming?

[MardyBra]

Everyone is moaning that MN is boring at the moment.

So go on. Post your best insults here.

Lovely teeth Mardy. Watching you eat an apple through a tennis racquet must keep the kids amused for hours.

RedRuby gets the prize for most surreal insult.

If I could remember my fecking password I would be justcuntingdoit for a bit as it just feels a bit right :)

I thank you Bugs Mardy

[bows]

I shall use the insult my neighbours 3 yr old used on DH this morning

• You are a fartyhead.

Just talking to you makes me want to wash

I'm getting bored again. Should I start a favourite MNer's thread?

Nobody likes you.

(said completely deadpan by my DS)

Yeah why not, Mardy then you can get all cuntish and bad tempered when no one names you.

Listen dickhead, if I wanted your fucking opinion I would've fucking asked for it. Perhaps the next time you decide to complain about the way I pack the shopping bags then you could contemplate actually getting up off your arse and doing the shopping yourself??

Oh and thanks for fixing the TV, it only took you about 3 weeks during which time you were unbearably rude and full of entitlement.

OI, do it yourself you lazy cuntlord snatch-badger

I killed the thread. I'm a dildo-quiche tit harmonica

You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?

vag grinder!

Rockstock. What I could then do is start a counter thread for the nobodies like me who don't get named and see if I can start a quiche.

Oh I like the link giyadas.

It just gave me "cunt pianist" as a suggested insult. Why pianist?

I'd be on your counter thread for sure. See, quiche started

hehe, it sounds like penis

Mardy - I'd say 'pianist' is because it requires skilled fingers to play one properly.

Which leads me to the conclusion that cunt pianist is not an insult at all, but a huge complement to a gentleman/lady who is a Vaginal Virtuoso, or a Minge Maestro (not to be confused with the sorry excuse for a car made by Austin Rover in the 80s)

Can I use ds's (4 yo) worst insult on you?

You're a poo bum stinky bum naughty!

You are a poster on a board designed to give people the impression that being a mother is a remarkable and special thing, and not something people have been doing for the several million years we've existed as a species, and the rather more million years we were monkeys, rats, etc. before that.
Having a child is the easiest thing in the world to do, as it is a biological imperative to spread your genes. Not having children is the more noble goal, in a world with a too large population and diminishing resources. It's also actually more of an achievement, as it requires knowledge of contraceptives.
Congratulations. You've managed to do what hedgehogs do, and they've got spines in the way.

Insulting enough for you?

"a board designed to give people the impression that being a mother is a remarkable and special thing"

I take exception to that!

Talc - we've already had the Renault Vaguna on another thread this morning. En masse, we could put together a whole fleet for wanky salesmen.

OP, Ive had enough of this twunting rubbish! Tell me, do you live here?

LOVE that link, giyadas

JIZZGEEK.